…I just remembered that I forgot to take the towel we had wrapped her in home. Oh well. It wasn’t one of our better towels.

Does it come with a chamber stick?

“Well this piece hs called ‘Lick My Love Slump’”

“Listening” is one step removed from “Noticing”

Metal up your cloaca

For the record, after the garbage disposal my wife revealed that she had not believed in me AT ALL and assumed I was about to cause thousands of dollars in plumbing damage. It’s been two years now though and the disposal is going strong.

I have successfully replaced a garbage disposal and repaired a graphics card with a faulty fan bearing due to YouTube videos so I believe in you.

Wait, are they stupid?

He ran to stay out of prison.

*chance of schism intensifies*

I bought a pint of beef tallow around Christmas and I’ve gotten about halfway through it.