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Rake - The Leaf Piler
@rake.bsky.social
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Let's all grow this site for the next 9 years so it can be sold to a billionaire 🫡
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It's your birthday, Duane.
December 20, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Shout out to Ahmad Al Ahmad for being a hero

May your name shine bright eternally
a picture of a menorah with the words let your lights shine in the darkness
Alt: a picture of a menorah with the words let your lights shine in the darkness
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December 15, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Waymo cars are crazy now

Don't let them in your town

They were so sweet at first

But now they drive like a drunk 17yo
December 2, 2025 at 9:29 PM
November 12, 2025 at 1:25 AM
One year away
🤫
November 5, 2025 at 1:13 AM
We're going to find out it was RFK jr that poisoned the Tylenol in 1982
September 23, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Andre the Giant has a posse

Hulk Hogan ain't got shit
July 24, 2025 at 5:55 PM
It's a Nina Simone summer
June 20, 2025 at 3:50 PM
They call it LLM
Because it's really MLM
June 19, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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June 5, 2025 at 7:41 PM
With one episode left of Andor this popped into my head.
I hope @atherton.bsky.social likes it

Like Coruscant I'm zoned for infill
The New Republic is provincial
I'm glad Andor didn't need a Jedi
June 4, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Alrighty music heads

Who has the best verse on "That's what friends are for"?

It's Stevie Wonder with Elton John a close #2
May 31, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Oh wow!
Thanks @merriam-webster.com
What word isn't usually a person's name but would make a GREAT name?

We'll start:

Rake.
May 23, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Norm!

RIP
May 20, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Tom Petty voice:
🎵He was, an American Pope🎵
May 8, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I referred to this meme as "Nevermind my lady's ass , check out this other lady's ass" and this is now canon
a man in a plaid shirt is walking down a street with a woman in a red dress behind him
Alt: a man in a plaid shirt is walking down a street with a woman in a red dress behind him. AKA the Nevermind my lady's ass , check out this other lady's ass meme
media.tenor.com
March 18, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Happy St. Patrick's Day

Wear green to remind everyone it's only 34 days to 4/20

☘️☘️☘️💚💚💚💨💨💨🌞🌞🌞
March 17, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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We can upload 3 minute videos now.

YOU KNOW THE RULE
March 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I'm gonna celebrate the life of Gene Hackman by Frenching everyone I have a Connection with
February 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM

Air fryer food tastes like plastic
February 26, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Kinda fucked up that the Gin Blossoms still tour considering they kicked out and drove to suicide their guitarist/songwriter who wrote their only good songs on New Miserable Experience.

RIP Doug Hopkins
February 18, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Ronald McDonald had a McRib removed so he could suck his own 🍟
February 9, 2025 at 4:11 AM
My favorite pop song with an Andrew Dice Clay sample is Unbelievable by EMF.

What's yours?
February 6, 2025 at 4:27 AM
It'd have been fucked up to see Biggie on ozempic
February 2, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I'm not saying I'm a financial genius
But I made several hundred bucks today
Meanwhile the tech giants lost today lost billions
January 27, 2025 at 8:59 PM