That’s not the real issue. The man’s been complaining for years that he has to “flush ten times”

He thinks it’s to do with water standards but clearly needs a specialist doctor.

Absolutely fantastic song!

I’d be interested to know how his “faith” reconciled with the deliberate decision of the administration he was part of to orphan hundreds of children through a deliberately incompetent family separation policy…

Might have been self-defence 🤷‍♀️

You’re right but now the cat’s out of the bag some of those around him won’t have any qualms about acquiring it through destabilisation - it’s a small enough population and they have more than enough resources.

It’s great!! Well done 👏 and thanks!

Depends on your purpose - it’s a great way to run an oligarchy.

Then Trump succeeds in destroying the institutions. The fight needs to be more disciplined and more substantive. Force serious concessions for any bipartisan support.

It’s great but the correct answer is Scrooge 1951 w Alistair Sim.

Always thought Carry On Omatopoeia sounded saucy…..

That’s magnificent!! Thanks!

In honour of one of our best ever writers - not comedy writers but writers.

Hit a pends a lot of time in manure….🤷‍♀️

Yes. The News.

No end of fantasy fan fiction…