dear diary - i cuddled an 11 week old puppy today. it has been the greatest day ever

new peeve unlocked: people who use self check out with 20+ items

DIY > AI

i forgot to thank the bus driver this morning so now my day is going to be cursed

and for voice acting "ai", they can never pull off shit like this

i may seem ok on the outside but my undies are falling down under my leggings and i want to scream

did a grocery order and ordered veggie mince. the one i wanted wasnt available so they thought it was appropriate to sub it for... realy wagyu mince. cheers i cant eat that at all smooth brain

why do doctors have to be so vague about everything, just tell me im sick and then i can go home

"you have a bug"
"what kinda bug?"
"idk lol"

(dramatised recreation)

who up playing hello kitty island adventure. i fw with the characters so much, i'd take a bullet for keroppi 😭

this whole time i thought hailey bieber was justin biebers sister and boy am i so super fucking wrong

god i love him so much, my lil prawn 🦐

hello bsky my first post on here is dedicated to soup - i love soup!!!!! thank you for listening