Rayévynn Richardson
@raisinpancrunch.bsky.social
Tell me to talk about myself and I'll forget everything I've ever known. Ask me how I feel about trains instead...
"Too often these days I find myself in the position of defending someone I think is annoying from someone I know is dangerous."
-Brandy Jensen
-Brandy Jensen
February 28, 2025 at 5:42 PM
"Too often these days I find myself in the position of defending someone I think is annoying from someone I know is dangerous."
-Brandy Jensen
-Brandy Jensen
Swamp puppy by my house! 😍😍😍
February 25, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Swamp puppy by my house! 😍😍😍
Mah boys!!! 💜💜💜
February 25, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Mah boys!!! 💜💜💜
BlueSky feels like a new notebook: Nothing I have to say seems important enough to put here.
It's a new start, ya know? Like, I still say and do a lot of the same dumb/petty stuff, but I left that on my other social media. I won't bring it here...
It's a new start, ya know? Like, I still say and do a lot of the same dumb/petty stuff, but I left that on my other social media. I won't bring it here...
February 25, 2025 at 8:36 PM
BlueSky feels like a new notebook: Nothing I have to say seems important enough to put here.
It's a new start, ya know? Like, I still say and do a lot of the same dumb/petty stuff, but I left that on my other social media. I won't bring it here...
It's a new start, ya know? Like, I still say and do a lot of the same dumb/petty stuff, but I left that on my other social media. I won't bring it here...
The view from the top. Or is it the bottom? Hard to tell anymore...
January 23, 2025 at 6:06 AM
The view from the top. Or is it the bottom? Hard to tell anymore...
Shout-out to @squirreldad.bsky.social for the BEST new name for the Great Orange Toddler-In-Chief. Move over, Cheeto H1tler, VELVEETA VOLDEMORT has entered the chat!!! 😂😂💀
January 22, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Shout-out to @squirreldad.bsky.social for the BEST new name for the Great Orange Toddler-In-Chief. Move over, Cheeto H1tler, VELVEETA VOLDEMORT has entered the chat!!! 😂😂💀
I have a literal CURTAIN of hair across my eyes. Under that? Sunglasses. Under THOSE? Yeah, I'm STILL not making eye contact, and I feel like that's kinda impressive... 😂😅
January 19, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I have a literal CURTAIN of hair across my eyes. Under that? Sunglasses. Under THOSE? Yeah, I'm STILL not making eye contact, and I feel like that's kinda impressive... 😂😅
My phone matches my mental state: 100+ tabs open in Chrome, FAR too many apps running, and........ seriously, WHERE is that MUSIC coming from??? 😳
January 16, 2025 at 4:13 PM
My phone matches my mental state: 100+ tabs open in Chrome, FAR too many apps running, and........ seriously, WHERE is that MUSIC coming from??? 😳
Saw an article about male loneliness. Misread it as "male LIONESS" and got SUPER excited about new gender options... 😅
January 16, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Saw an article about male loneliness. Misread it as "male LIONESS" and got SUPER excited about new gender options... 😅
Dude at work just called me, "weirdly woke, but sweet, so I don't really wanna fight ya." Uhm... Thanks? 😬😅
January 15, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Dude at work just called me, "weirdly woke, but sweet, so I don't really wanna fight ya." Uhm... Thanks? 😬😅
Here. As a reminder that the sun will indeed rise again tomorrow...
January 15, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Here. As a reminder that the sun will indeed rise again tomorrow...
To clarify: Yes, I see it, YES, I'm sad, but being miserable is too easy. So, in spite of everything and everyONE, I am deciding to live life in HARD MODE and choose joy. You have yet to see the smile leave my face, and you never will. I've got an extra one for anyone who needs it. 💜
January 15, 2025 at 1:43 AM
To clarify: Yes, I see it, YES, I'm sad, but being miserable is too easy. So, in spite of everything and everyONE, I am deciding to live life in HARD MODE and choose joy. You have yet to see the smile leave my face, and you never will. I've got an extra one for anyone who needs it. 💜
I REFUSE to join everyone else live posting the Fall of Rome (ha, 🇺🇸 WISHES). It's not that I don't have opinions, but that things have been SO BAD for SO LONG, and I'm genuinely perplexed as to why nobody saw it sooner...
Still, my heart goes out to those newly acquiring a taste for suffering... 💜
Still, my heart goes out to those newly acquiring a taste for suffering... 💜
January 14, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I REFUSE to join everyone else live posting the Fall of Rome (ha, 🇺🇸 WISHES). It's not that I don't have opinions, but that things have been SO BAD for SO LONG, and I'm genuinely perplexed as to why nobody saw it sooner...
Still, my heart goes out to those newly acquiring a taste for suffering... 💜
Still, my heart goes out to those newly acquiring a taste for suffering... 💜
On the bus when a weathered, INFINITELY old-looking man gets on. He sits across from me and proceeds to produce out of nowhere a knife and a pomegranate. Without a word, he starts cutting it, not spilling a DROP of juice. We briefly make eye contact, nod, and I jab another pin into my doll...
January 12, 2025 at 2:21 PM
On the bus when a weathered, INFINITELY old-looking man gets on. He sits across from me and proceeds to produce out of nowhere a knife and a pomegranate. Without a word, he starts cutting it, not spilling a DROP of juice. We briefly make eye contact, nod, and I jab another pin into my doll...
I bought Bartholomew a hoodie, and now he's cooler than all of us... 😅
January 2, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I bought Bartholomew a hoodie, and now he's cooler than all of us... 😅
One time, in theatre class, somebody said to, "emote for the people in the back row," and I made that my ENTIRE personality.
But like, it's really not bad advice. So today, whatever you do, do it so the people in the cheap seats can hear/see it. EMOTE. LIVE. BE.
But like, it's really not bad advice. So today, whatever you do, do it so the people in the cheap seats can hear/see it. EMOTE. LIVE. BE.
December 19, 2024 at 3:43 PM
One time, in theatre class, somebody said to, "emote for the people in the back row," and I made that my ENTIRE personality.
But like, it's really not bad advice. So today, whatever you do, do it so the people in the cheap seats can hear/see it. EMOTE. LIVE. BE.
But like, it's really not bad advice. So today, whatever you do, do it so the people in the cheap seats can hear/see it. EMOTE. LIVE. BE.
Okay, but, every time I see or hear the word "racketeering," I get a mental picture of D'Artagnan putting down his rapier to take up tennis? 😅
December 13, 2024 at 4:40 PM
Okay, but, every time I see or hear the word "racketeering," I get a mental picture of D'Artagnan putting down his rapier to take up tennis? 😅
This is my emotional support octopus, Strawberry. Sometimes I wear him on my head and let him control things, Ratatouille style. It's better that way...
December 11, 2024 at 7:44 PM
This is my emotional support octopus, Strawberry. Sometimes I wear him on my head and let him control things, Ratatouille style. It's better that way...
To the tune of "Paint It Black:"
🎶"I wanna quit my job
This place is fuckin whack
Run off to Ecuador
I'm never coming back....."🎶
🎶"I wanna quit my job
This place is fuckin whack
Run off to Ecuador
I'm never coming back....."🎶
December 11, 2024 at 7:36 PM
To the tune of "Paint It Black:"
🎶"I wanna quit my job
This place is fuckin whack
Run off to Ecuador
I'm never coming back....."🎶
🎶"I wanna quit my job
This place is fuckin whack
Run off to Ecuador
I'm never coming back....."🎶
Okay, but I LOVE this... 😂
Content Analysis: A blend of poetry and punchlines, Rayévynn’s style is like reading a diary entry while casually standing in a hurricane of thoughts. blueskyroast.com/roast/raisin...
Content Analysis: A blend of poetry and punchlines, Rayévynn’s style is like reading a diary entry while casually standing in a hurricane of thoughts. blueskyroast.com/roast/raisin...
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December 2, 2024 at 6:13 PM
Okay, but I LOVE this... 😂
Content Analysis: A blend of poetry and punchlines, Rayévynn’s style is like reading a diary entry while casually standing in a hurricane of thoughts. blueskyroast.com/roast/raisin...
Content Analysis: A blend of poetry and punchlines, Rayévynn’s style is like reading a diary entry while casually standing in a hurricane of thoughts. blueskyroast.com/roast/raisin...
Sometimes, I feel like that sad, angry, wolf creature from The NeverEnding Story. You know... Just waiting to be eaten by The Nothing.
December 2, 2024 at 2:17 PM
Sometimes, I feel like that sad, angry, wolf creature from The NeverEnding Story. You know... Just waiting to be eaten by The Nothing.
Florida? No. I live in jumanji. Every time I turn around, there's some new deadly plant or giant damn lizard. Mother nature, calm down. Please...
December 1, 2024 at 7:42 PM
Florida? No. I live in jumanji. Every time I turn around, there's some new deadly plant or giant damn lizard. Mother nature, calm down. Please...
I mean, stop me if I'm wrong, but I really truly believe that food, eyes, and teeth, are important enough to life that I shouldn't have to pay for the premium subscription in order to have them. I kind of feel like, if you're going to work me into the ground, you should at least pay for my upkeep...
November 26, 2024 at 9:27 PM
I mean, stop me if I'm wrong, but I really truly believe that food, eyes, and teeth, are important enough to life that I shouldn't have to pay for the premium subscription in order to have them. I kind of feel like, if you're going to work me into the ground, you should at least pay for my upkeep...
When you realize your social media is a kind of crude period tracker...
Like, once a month, I post something TRULY unhinged. I be like, "BRUH. You gotta chill." Then, a week later, BOOM! It ALL makes sense... 😂😂💀
Like, once a month, I post something TRULY unhinged. I be like, "BRUH. You gotta chill." Then, a week later, BOOM! It ALL makes sense... 😂😂💀
November 22, 2024 at 11:38 PM
When you realize your social media is a kind of crude period tracker...
Like, once a month, I post something TRULY unhinged. I be like, "BRUH. You gotta chill." Then, a week later, BOOM! It ALL makes sense... 😂😂💀
Like, once a month, I post something TRULY unhinged. I be like, "BRUH. You gotta chill." Then, a week later, BOOM! It ALL makes sense... 😂😂💀
*sigh* It's a bit empty in here, innit? Give me a sec. I'm new, and I'm not entirely sure where all the light switches are and such. I'll liven the place up nicely, I promise... 😉
November 16, 2024 at 5:45 PM
*sigh* It's a bit empty in here, innit? Give me a sec. I'm new, and I'm not entirely sure where all the light switches are and such. I'll liven the place up nicely, I promise... 😉