You deserve a poolitzer I really love these threads so much, I’m not awake enough to rp yet sorry lol I had to say it though you truly inspire me to be my messiest :D

Perhaps it’s better to have tried to fart and sharted than to never fart at all 🧐🤎

Yayyy I’m glad to hear that (and from you 😺) cuz I meant every word but just wanted to make sure, and I really really hope you’re feeling ok today puppy 💖

Sorry I should’ve made a thread lol but I meant it take your time, and I really did have a blast talking to you the last 2 days, but I really hope I’m not being too demanding you’re very sweet as a human and a doggy, you have so so much more worth than just sexy internet boy even though it’s true 🤎

As in like nobody owns you it’s just hard to separate from that sometimes, but he’s just taking advantage of you like he probably does his own employees through work or otherwise. There’s many scumbags like that on this earth unfortunately it’s not some character flaw to take a risk and get set up

I’m really sorry I didn’t see this I just checked my notifications when I woke up take your time I really enjoyed talking to you earlier but it’s just messing around for fun like it’d be absurd to blame you and it’s not your job to take a whole business down he’s just a piece of (bad) shit :(

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Genuinely I really liked that last comment I made I think I’ll end that on a high note haha, thank you so so much for this story I didn’t think you’d have one off top like that! I’d hope my annotations stacked up and you really cook up some top notch fecal literature sweet puppy 😻

I hope you know it’s for your own good puppy…us humans use that thing to measure theory of mind! We accounted for an animal recognizing itself, attacking it’s own shadow, right here it might even feel ashamed but never have I seen pure excitement on a dog’s face witnessing itself soiled with feces!

Granted he definitely doesn’t seem to be trying his hardest to hold it huh…much room for improvement there that’s an understatement, but wilder dogs have been tamed they used to be wolves and all that I just need to crack down and teach this one discipline 😼

Such a good boy though look at how caring it is, this puppy may forget his training all the damn time, but he’s so loyal and he sounds like an angel when he whines like he needs a number 2 🤎

Oh my gosh you leave me borderline speechless puppy this is so insanely hot, the whining really gets me the squirming and rubbing that type of stuff, the bargaining stage of a mess lol. This puppy needs house training I mean 40 minutes was all it took for it to unleash a whole mudslide all over!!

Awww thank youuu I waited days and days but it reached a point where the poop just hijacked my body and said “I’m coming out now!” I wish my ideas in the moment were as good as yours though hehe, always next time but you’d know what good boys do better than anybody 🤎

Likewise genuinely it feels so so good to bring that side out of you, I’m trying to write this without just fanboying out and it’s hard lol you definitely inspire me, I cannot wait to see more of your canine side, wtf do humans know about you guys anyways their toilets are just a form of control 😝

I’m really really glad you liked it :D I tried to include everything you were talking about in your story posts as a little challenge hehe, I’m very happy it landed cuz that part was super duper hot to me as a concept, I wasn’t sure I could even pull it off nearly as well as you do :D

Actually I did just post the same picture twice they all would’ve fit in one post sorry I used all my brain power on horniness lol

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I couldn’t stop thinking about your recent posts today, I went way over character limit trying my hand at a loose scenario, I still have a conclusion photo that didn’t fit I’ll use a second comment 😅