Me right now because I was expecting to make 8 dozen and just keep the best looking 7 dozen but somehow got to the needed number with only the ingredients to make 6 dozen AND had about 8 fail cookies in that nunber

Justice for the dub!!

Oh yes! We do not negotiate with tiny terrorists in this house. If gremlin doesn’t ask nicely or tries to make it a demand, it doesn’t happen

Well the cats are very happy at least!

Don’t forget the absurd perfect credit score you have to have too

This morning it was badge and headset. And!! It did not take that long!! To find!! And I was successfully able to retrace mys steps!!
I know this is like. Baseline being functional human but it’s so nice to start the day not frustrated and angry at myself

Yesterday was the shoes. Because last time I wore them the family was here when I got home and it threw my day off and I didn’t take them off where I usually do.
(Gremlin tried to be very helpful “retrace your steps! Where did you have them last?”) I did not locate the shoes I wanted in time

Things will not end up where they belong and I usually do not realize until I need them again, thus starts the endless cycle of “where the fuck did I put my shit??” In the morning before work.
Things I need: keys, badge, shoes, headset. Things I usually cannot find: badge, headset, sometimes shoes.

I wish I were kidding but every time I come out of my room for something it’s RIGHT THERE in the shadows and I panic every. Single. Time.

The feeling of relief was so immense that I actually started crying (which isn’t that surprising, I fear I a cryer when any strong emotion hits me)
But just the fact that he’s already set this tiny limit and consideration on what we can and cannot handle is immense

Since he left we are being assisted by another manager from one of the other hospitals. The same vendors are coming back. They requested a chaperone. He said no. “The team doesn’t have the bandwidth for that at this time.”