"No sir, the pilot is a transwoman." (watch old guy immediately become incensed)

They should bring it back for one episode, and it should be him getting fired by the American people.

Food waste management, skills learned from growing up in poverty. Being successful at all in poverty is a skill.

Engraved because the last ones were, and Anti Ice is like barely even trying, Ka$h.

How many people take Tylenol? How many people took ivermectin? This requires like pre-algebra to figure out, Ron.

This is absolutely gorgeous, can't wait to see more!

Happy birthday. Really enjoyed your book about napkins, btw.

Missouri = MO. (MI is Mississippi.)

Wow, what a good lol I've just had.

I have heard it said that JD Vance has interests in a large company which buys foreclosed farmland. I do not know what the name of the company is, however.

Cory's got it correct: Divide the right.

Reminder: The FIRST Amendment of the U.S. Constitution was specifically enacted to prohibit the U.S. GOVERNMENT (not private entities) from attacking the People. ALL attempts to muzzle commentary about the salesman of hate recently murdered are a violation of YOUR rights as granted to YOU.