Cats can be such jerks. Laying in the doorway like that and swiping any person that comes to the door

If my dragonite drake bowler said he’s going to spare you and you look confuse as he rolls a giant boulder bowling ball at you and a friend of yours it means it’s over for you pinheads. Don’t be surprised if this happens to you 😉

I would be crush like this and fantasy my blanket being heavy as this

Well I need to remind myself to go get involve in a situation where I’m pinned up against a elephant and end up like this

This commercial

You got sat on and flattened on a couch for hours and this happened