RainbowSamdwitch
@rainbowsamdwitch.bsky.social
I might die today but at least I know how to make sandwiches.
Pets are not Christmas presents
November 14, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Pets are not Christmas presents
Fear is different from debt. Fear keeps you alive. Debt keeps you bound.
July 17, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Fear is different from debt. Fear keeps you alive. Debt keeps you bound.
I have so many opinions but so little patience to let other people react to them
June 11, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I have so many opinions but so little patience to let other people react to them
Pain for personal gain or something (this is about tattoos, shush)
May 20, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Pain for personal gain or something (this is about tattoos, shush)
YouTube: Hey!!! Ad blockers are ILLEGAL!!!! TURN IT OFF NOW!!!!
The ad:
So glad this is what you’re so adamant to show me, YouTube. Fuck you.
The ad:
So glad this is what you’re so adamant to show me, YouTube. Fuck you.
May 13, 2025 at 8:51 AM
YouTube: Hey!!! Ad blockers are ILLEGAL!!!! TURN IT OFF NOW!!!!
The ad:
So glad this is what you’re so adamant to show me, YouTube. Fuck you.
The ad:
So glad this is what you’re so adamant to show me, YouTube. Fuck you.
Coke cherry tastes more like Dr Pepper than cherry Dr Pepper does
February 24, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Coke cherry tastes more like Dr Pepper than cherry Dr Pepper does
I genuinely cannot stand the sanctity of my own mind
February 4, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I genuinely cannot stand the sanctity of my own mind
why is "god" great when someone works hard to improve a skill. god didn't have anything to do with it? you worked, practiced, got better?
February 4, 2025 at 3:22 AM
why is "god" great when someone works hard to improve a skill. god didn't have anything to do with it? you worked, practiced, got better?
you're not scared of doing it, you're scared of liking it
February 3, 2025 at 12:11 AM
you're not scared of doing it, you're scared of liking it
Hickeys are overrated, stab me with a fucking knife
February 2, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Hickeys are overrated, stab me with a fucking knife
direct quote from my bf "You're like a dog"
February 2, 2025 at 12:20 AM
direct quote from my bf "You're like a dog"
My brain just does not function the way it should and I just despise myself at all times because of it
February 1, 2025 at 9:49 AM
My brain just does not function the way it should and I just despise myself at all times because of it
Why you motherfuckers wanna fuck your step siblings/parents?? Please GET A LIFE
January 29, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Why you motherfuckers wanna fuck your step siblings/parents?? Please GET A LIFE
Gonna fill you up with so many vegetables we will struggle to store all the wheelchairs.
January 26, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Gonna fill you up with so many vegetables we will struggle to store all the wheelchairs.
You look like you belong in a waffle house after dark
January 21, 2025 at 4:14 AM
You look like you belong in a waffle house after dark
If no butt sex why butt fun button
January 20, 2025 at 5:11 AM
If no butt sex why butt fun button
*smack lips* whelp, they done did it again
January 19, 2025 at 4:54 PM
*smack lips* whelp, they done did it again
Gender fluid? You mean cum, right?
January 19, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Gender fluid? You mean cum, right?
No, I don’t give a shit about my protein intake. Leave me alone.
January 18, 2025 at 12:28 AM
No, I don’t give a shit about my protein intake. Leave me alone.
they always tell you that adrenaline is one hell of a drug. Have y'all ever felt anxiety? that's a drug jesus
January 17, 2025 at 7:19 PM
they always tell you that adrenaline is one hell of a drug. Have y'all ever felt anxiety? that's a drug jesus
scrimbly little guys
January 17, 2025 at 4:39 PM
scrimbly little guys
bro I would fuck up a hard boiled egg rn
January 17, 2025 at 1:49 AM
bro I would fuck up a hard boiled egg rn
I feel like I can't trust myself around certain foods (string cheese, tzatziki, etc) bc I will forego meals and eat lil snacks of just straight cheese with zero regrets
January 16, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I feel like I can't trust myself around certain foods (string cheese, tzatziki, etc) bc I will forego meals and eat lil snacks of just straight cheese with zero regrets
I'm supposed to be switching to this app but I keep forgetting someone please shoot me in the head for each post I make on the wrong app
January 16, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I'm supposed to be switching to this app but I keep forgetting someone please shoot me in the head for each post I make on the wrong app
Okay so maybe sometimes I'm a little dramatic.
December 2, 2024 at 5:37 PM
Okay so maybe sometimes I'm a little dramatic.