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Christian T Parker
@rainbowkey.bsky.social
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Born on Earth... allegedly.
Historical musician and re-enactor. Former karaoke host/KJ and bartender. Into Sci-Fi, History, Languages, Liberalism, and Atheism.
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November 21, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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This is what is wrong with what ICE is doing and how they are doing it!
A single panel politcal cartoon. A brown-skinned man is zip tied and lying on the ground in front of several armed ICE agent. The man on the ground says "THAT'S MY BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND U.S. PASSPORT! MY ANCESTORS CAME HERE 350 YEARS AGO!" An ICE agent looking at his birth certificate and passport says "SO, WHY AREN'T YOU WHITE LIKE A REAL AMERICAN?"
November 21, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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After watching the video clip, I really was expecting a ⚡️lightning bolt⚡️ from on high🌁.
𝕏cretion of a video of Trump saying "The bible tells us that one of the measures of any society is how it cares for vulnerable children and orphans—so important and so big in the bible." Quote 𝕏cretion from Gavin Newsom: You literally fought in court to strip families of food assistance.
November 16, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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mustache instead of sideburns, but it is give Father Guido Sarducci vibes to me. 1970's SNL
November 13, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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November 1, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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SPOOKY! 🪦👻💀— A ‘Project 2025 Graveyard’ in Washington DC
Photograph: Kevin Lamarque/Reuters
A Halloween display of a mock graveyard. A large marker with "Project 2025 Graveyard - Christian Nationalist - Owner" Small gravestones labeled "Voting Rights", "TRUTH", "DUE Process" "PBS NPR funding", "EPA & Climate Science", "USAID & UNESCO", and "ROE - 1973-2022". A ghost in the background is labeled "Comprise & Cooperation". Some plastic flowers are scattered around.
October 31, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Donate 💲CASH💵MONEY💰 to you local food bank now! For every meal a food bank provides, 9 to 10 are provided by SNAP. Food banks get discounts when they buy, they can make that dollar go much further than you can.
A plexiglass food bank donation box with quite a few $5 and $1 bills visible inside
October 30, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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An aerial photo taken on Thursday of the White House grounds shows the demolition of the White House East Wing. (Credit- Katie Harbath)
Aerial photo taken on Thursday of the White House grounds shows the demolition of the White House East Wing. The grounds of the White House and some nearby buildings are visible.
October 24, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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🟠🍆🥔 misheard the ghost of Ronald Reagan.
October 23, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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🟠🍆🥔 misheard the ghost of Ronald Reagan.
October 23, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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🟠🍆🥔 misheard the ghost of Ronald Reagan.
October 23, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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🟠🍆🥔 misheard the ghost of Ronald Reagan.
Ronald Reagan in front of a microphone in Berlin, West Germany saying "tear down this wall" but "the East Wing" is superimposed over the words "the wall"
October 23, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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🟠🍆🥔 had a Halloween visit from the ghost of Ronald Reagan
Ronald Reagan saying "Tear Down this wall" with "the East Wing" superimposed over the words "this wall"
October 23, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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Did the 🟠🍆🥔 watch a Reagen in Berlin video and get confused?
Ronald Reagan in Berlin saying "Tear Down This Wall"
October 22, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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October 21, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Trump was so angry at the non-violent turnout at No Kings, throwing ketchup at a White House wall wasn't enough. He had to tear one down!
Cartoon Trump with an angry glare and clenched teeth has a giant ketchup bottle bazooka on his shoulder and he is squirting and intense stream of ketchup at a wall
October 21, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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October 19, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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Chill out ReTrumplicans, we just venting. Y'all are acting like we storming the Capitol or something
a plain text box with "Damn we just venting. Yall act like we storming the Capitol or something" followed by a smirk emoji
October 17, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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October 14, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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4000 years later, same 💩
A picture of a pyramidal Bass Pro Shop in Memphis, Tennessee with four men in camouflage uniforms. Two of the men have visible lettering saying Military Police. The following is the caption. > It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis > It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
October 13, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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A photo of Barack Obama receiving his Nobel Prize with the caption "IT'D BE A REAL SHAME IF THIS PHOTO OF PRESIDENT OBAMA RECEIVING HIS NOBEL PEACE PRIZE WENT VIRAL TODAY, FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON"
October 11, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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A emoji-like snowflake, with crying sad eyes, and wearing a MAGA hat.
October 10, 2025 at 3:32 AM