Thermian argument, classic as

And famously, Stephen King narrowly dodged that fate only to instead became a coke addict who fully doesn't remember writing one of his books

Wait, so in addition to being a deeply stupid comment (Apparently the dude thinks it's some force of habit to ask dying male degree-holders about their theses sixty years ago) he's literally just wrong?

"Say, how's that compromise bill that rolled out slowly and piecemeal working? They repeal it all in one action? Just ribbing you. Haha! Nah, but how is it?"

"Bad news, I'm afraid. They repealed it all in one action."

"and ... an abuser of semicolons!" he said, positively molesting the ellipsis

👀 ?

The tragic death of Leeroy Beer is my 9/11

"That'll sink him!"