why the fuck are there dirt roads that end up going to fucking nowhere why the fuck would you build a road if it just ends it doesnt even make sense theres a highway like 3 miles from the dirt road ive been backed up here for 5 hours because these assholes wont fucking back up fuck illinois

beats are so fly they make you sick/im a nice guy till i get a brick

its not cool to eat a art/choke on these hands and forget you fart

spend a mo its not hard to see/you can pay for psychotherapy

its annoying as shit but its made me cool/my husband told me hedve think im a tool

a cute boy at the arbys was looking at me thru the drive through window and he was askin me about my headphones and I told him theyre the best cans money will buy artichoke baby

anyway i ended up overdrafting my card with the order because the shit to build the cans was expensive fuck Michaels

you ever get out of a psychotherapy session and realize that you forgot to mention like a really big thing that happened because it got backed up by other shit like invasive family emails and hr complaints yeah that happened to me today and I forgot to say i got a tattoo of my moms favorite belt

im at work chillin on the Break Room Radiator and this fool with a silver name tag asks me if my wife looks like my mom and i told him i dont have a wife and he asked me why im wearing a ring and i told him its from when i fucked his mom looooool

anyway my husband thought that was funny so post

I seriously don’t think anything like this has ever happened even once anywhere in the world

see this one time I was in one of my psychotherapy sessions tryna get a beat on wtf is going on with these ice losers breaking into peoples homes type shift and then my therapist was telling me about some shit called an oedipus complex

or maybe it was peter pan complex dont rly remember

its really not that hard to work in fl studio man i got like 50 fools plugging my fuckin ears with their incessant curiosity as to how my beats are so fly and i gotta keep telling them its all in the psychotherapy sessions dudes

do you ever get like 20 emails all at once from various family members telling you that your skeets are too hot to handle and your beats are too sick oh wait you dont get that cuz youre not the coolest dude ever

btw if youre reading this grandma please let me come to thanksgiving still thanks

psychotherapists can be so fucking annoying dude i cant even tell you how many times ive told this fool that when i say some out of pocket shit its not derived from some subconscious desire to fuck my mom ive said this at least 50 quadbillion times

youd think raiding verts would be hard but its actually pretty easy after you break out of the basement and its especially easy after you get out of your psychotherapy appointment shits like taking candy from a baby

you may be wondering why my name is RaidedVerts

its cuz im boutta raid all the verts hahaha gottem

i dont wanna fuck my mom btw i just gotta make that expressly clear from the outset

no matter what i say or what it might seem like i DEFINITELY do not want to fuck my mom

im fully unchained from my moms basement and i am ready to trip on a shit ton of freud

you guys are fucked