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Raichu & Gardevoir
@raichuandgarcevoir.ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.ooo
Brother and sister!! l Both of us come straight from Sinnoh l anyone can interact! (not NSFW since im a minor) l straws! https://raichuandco.straw.page l autism dump in 📌 l not affiliated with Pokemon in any way
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lads, go follow my new tism dump acc! more parodying to come soon!

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chat, should i make another account to post things out of character? cuz this is supposed to be a parody, but it's filled to the brim with autism posting
/R went to the house of another gardevoir i know yesterday. The details are too graphic to post here but long story short, he was being hurt in every way you can imagine. We helped him release himself from his ball and ended up running to my place. He's staying here for the time being
November 15, 2025 at 12:22 PM
/G how am I finding out today that I'm called sir knight in Japan??? Then again, giving your life for your trainer would make sense as one... does that mean that raichj is my horse? Do I need a horse? I know a galarian rapidash. Could I use that to become an actual knight? Do I need armor? ANSWER ME
November 9, 2025 at 1:46 PM
/R if I had a nickel for every time gardy has accidentally burnt herself because of accidental mystical fires, I would have... around a dollar. Which is a little too much, and it's weird that it's happened so much
November 9, 2025 at 1:43 PM
/?(take a guess) If you and your adopted brother aren't doing dumb bullshit all the time, you gotta fix your relation
November 9, 2025 at 1:42 PM
"GARDEVOIR-CHAN!!"

/G hii!

"What do you like?"

/G bitter and sweet! But I like training more!

"RAICHU-SAN!!"

/R hey

"what do you like??"

/R dry spicy and sweet, but i like training more
November 9, 2025 at 1:37 PM
/G good evening, chat! How was your day?
a drawing of a pokemon with green and white feathers and a red bow tie
ALT: a drawing of a pokemon with green and white feathers and a red bow tie
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October 28, 2025 at 11:56 PM
/R I WANT TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT

AIRALIN THE GARDEVOIR IS A BITCHASS MOTHER FUCKER

SHE MOONBLASTED MY SIDE OF THE PANTRY

THATS RIGHT, SHE STRECHED OUT HER FUCKING GREEN HAND OUT AND MOONBLASTED THE FUCKING PANTRY, AND THEN SHE SAID HER SPECIAL ATTACL WAS "this big" AND I SAID "YOU DIDNY HAVE TO-
October 26, 2025 at 11:38 AM
/G I WANT TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT

DAVID THE RAICHU IS A BITCHASS MOTHER FUCKER

HE THUNDERBOLTED MY FUCKING FOOD

THATS RIGHT, HE SMUSHES THOSE ZAPPY CHEEKS OF HIS AND THUNDERBOLTED MY FUCKING FOOD

AND HE SAID HIS VOLTAGE WAS "this high" AND I SAID "THATS STOOPID"

SO IM MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON-
October 24, 2025 at 3:47 AM
/R it's hard enough to have a sister that get her lack of chests increased to a trillion, but it's even harder to explain to people that she is NOT attracted to our trainer because of what people say online about "human-pokemon compatibility," which is absolute bullshit btw
October 23, 2025 at 12:44 AM
/R honestly, the fact that the WORSE version of me beat not one, not two, but THREE WHOLE ground types is beyond me
October 20, 2025 at 1:10 AM
/R no amount of context can save this frame
Pokemon - Pikachu's Vacation
Frame 2168/2537

Timestamp: 00:17:22.381
October 16, 2025 at 12:35 PM
/R GUES WHO HAS TWO MEGAS AND WHO ONLY HAS ONE, ASSHOLE!!
October 16, 2025 at 12:33 AM
/G just letting you all know that from now on gardevoir is pronounced with a French accent

BEFORE YOU FLAME ME FOR MENTIONING THE FRENCH try it out. Rolls off the tongue better imo
October 14, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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October 9, 2025 at 1:27 PM
/R were did my big nugget go
September 28, 2025 at 9:43 PM
/R wow, I can't wait to use the big nugget i found today to actually help those I love!
September 28, 2025 at 1:58 AM
/G lowkey thinking of going on a "date" with one of my friends

I put it in quotes because I'm just hungry. Don't worry, I will be paying (with a big nugget raichu found)
September 28, 2025 at 1:57 AM
/G (playing guitar with Psychic) ...hey, look buddy. I'm a Gardevoir, that means I solve problems

Not problems like "should I have tits", because that would be more of a "Why SHOULD I have tits" kinda thing

I solve PRACRICAL problems. For instance...
September 24, 2025 at 12:21 PM
/R FINALLY GARDY WILL STOP BOTHERING ME ABOUT NOT HAVING A MEGA WE'RE SO BACK!!!!
September 23, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Pogo friend code cuz why not lol

198692546729
August 23, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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Serebii Update: The Pokémon Scarlet & Violet Shiny Chien-Pao distribution has begun. Available via Mystery Gift > Get Via Internet. Several Tera Shard Sets are also available.

It is available until September 30th 2025

Details @ www.serebii.net
August 22, 2025 at 12:02 AM
/R not on vacation anymore, but i like the PFP (and by that i mean i deleted the original one while making space for my phone LMAO)
August 20, 2025 at 6:08 PM
/G hi chat! Raichu and i are back from vacation, so i'll make a little thread telling you all that happened during that time! 1/?
August 17, 2025 at 2:16 PM
/R this isnt incorrect, this is just a fact
August 16, 2025 at 4:05 PM
/G this is the face of someone who is about to hit you with one turn solar beams
Been unwell lately so art has been slow, sorry

However, here is a Sunflora gal for today 'v'

She is full of whimsy and chlorophyll
#Pokemon #Sunflora
August 3, 2025 at 11:58 AM