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Rowan Woodcock
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Cartoonist for the Scared & Horny
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I'm making a comic called WACKJUDDER coming 2026 :)
Support me on Patreon: www.patreon.com/rowanwoodcock
Streaming on Picarto: www.picarto.tv/ragingwoodcock
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Heh, yeah... I consider myself a bit of a film buff.
A picture of a 5-level bookshelf that is completely empty, except for a DVD box set of the show Monk, which is sitting on the middle shelf.
December 5, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Woah I'm posting art?
A chubby cyclops lady with thick thighs, a soft tummy, and big tits pulls the hem of her tight dress down over her legs. She says: "U-um... my roommate loaned me this dress. We're the same height, but... uh... she's not as... endowed as me."
December 5, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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This one? Any link for it is probably long gone at this point, but here's the original.
Panel 1: An empty cardboard box sits open on the ground. Panel 2: A shadowy monster's long face appears from the left side of the scene. It has bulging white eyes and a wide mouth, lined with crooked teeth. Panel 3: The monster steps into the cardboard box. Panel 4: The monster is sitting inside the box, which is too small for it; like a cat would.
December 4, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Where I'm at with a lot of notable public figures, lately.
A screenshot from the episode of Spongebob Squarepants where Spongebob and Patrick think Squidward is dead and are trying to lay his spirit to rest. They get him a coffin and Patrick holds it open while Spongebob smiles at him and says, "Okay, get in". I have replaced the coffin with a brazen bull (an ancient Greek torture/execution device where the victim would be locked in a hollow, bronze bull statue and cooked alive).
December 4, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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My handy dandy diagram for visual learners.
A diagram of a Medieval oubliette from the Château Pierrefonds in France. There is a tiny man inside, which I have labeled "Tom Cotton".
December 4, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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Tony Shalhoub in Galaxy Quest, staring at his alien girlfriend longingly as her tentacles creep up his back and over his shoulder. Missi Pyle as Laliari, Tony Shalhoub's alien girlfriend, smiling at him expectantly as her tentacles curl around his shoulders and the back of his head.
November 24, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Guess I'll just be sitting around with my thumb up my ass until the new Drop Duchy DLC next month :(
A screenshot of my steam profile, showing that I've unlocked every achievement for the game Drop Duchy.
November 14, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Having my little moment of whimsy observed without my knowledge or consent.
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.
Eddie (played by Ade Edmondson) and Richie (played by Rik Mayall) in the TV show "Bottom". Eddie is a bald, white man wearing a brown fedora and thick-rimmed black glasses. Richie is a white man with greasy, chin-length hair and a rat-like face. They are both dressed up for Halloween; Eddie as a banana and Richie as Satan (which, in this instance, means a red cape and hood with floppy horns, and shear green tights so you can see his underwear). Eddie is holding a massive electric cattle prod.
October 21, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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I also do non-commercial work! I'll draw your OC with their cock out just for you!
Commission Prices: Busts start at $200 Full body starts at $300 Additional characters +$100 for busts and +$200 for full body Backgrounds start at $75 and increase based on complexity Will draw: - Monsters, aliens, furries - Safe-for-work and not-safe-for-work - All bodies, genders, sexualities - Kink friendly (just ask, zero judgement) - Body horror and gore Will NOT draw: - Minors (under 18) and/or non-sapient creatures in sexual or suggestive contexts - NSFW art of real people or characters based on real people without their consent - Racist, sexist, queer/transphobic imagery Important info: - Payment accepted through Paypal or Venmo - Payment can be split 50/50 (half up front, half on completion) - This is priced for non-commercial use only! Artwork cannot be used for merchandise or promotional materials like posters, ads, etc. - Artwork may not be used for crypto or AI-related purposes - Please contact me at rowan.woodcock@gmail.com with inquiries
September 15, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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What could be...
Row 1: Buzz Lightyear stares at another Buzz Lightyear's cool belt. Buzz is labeled "you" and the belt is labeled "commission from Rowan Woodcock". Row 2: Buzz Lightyear looks intrigued and reaches out to touch the belt. A crisp 20 dollar bill has been edited into his hand.
September 15, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Are you a romantasy author in need of cover art? Looking for a new cover artist to make your book pop on the shelf? I'm accepting new clients! Reach out via email: rowan.woodcock@gmail.com
A commission sheet showing prices for commercial book cover art. Standard cover - $1000+ Painted cover - $1200+ Wrap-around cover - $1800+ Filthy cover variant - +50% of cover price Starting cover prices get you: - Two (2) characters - Fully rendered background - Full commercial rights to the artwork (i.e. printed merch, promo material, physical/e-book cover, etc.) Stuff that costs extra: - More characters (priced per character beyond the original two) - Very complex character designs (think six-armed centaur demon with bedazzled horns and engraved armor) - Or very complex backgrounds (i.e. a crystal glass cathedral or something) Things I will draw: - All genders, all bodies - Humans, monsters, robots, aliens - Kinky stuff (just ask!) Things I will NOT draw: - Minors (<18) in sexual/suggestive scenarios - NSFW art featuring non-sapient creatures - Racist, sexist, homophobic, or transphobic imagery - NSFW art featuring real individuals/characters based on real individuals without their consent Pay via Paypal or Venmo! Questions? Email me at: rowan.woodcock@gmail.com XOXO - Rowan
September 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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A rare moment of drawing something completely for me. Of course it's going to kill my wrist, but it'll be so worth it.
A work-in-progress shot of a fat, hairy satyr man illustration. His beard is thick and bushy, and his hair is long and wild. He sports a pelt of chest hair that covers his fat tits, which rest atop his equally hairy belly.
September 2, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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I was genuinely into it until I found out the company openly uses genAI. Can't have shit in this world U_U
A bullet point from Spirit Jersey's website: "Innovating with digital tools like CLO 3D, AI design, and smarter production"
August 6, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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I'm streaming today from 1 pm to 4 pm CST. You should come say hi :)
www.picarto.tv/ragingwoodcock
me objectifying men
July 23, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Apparently it's #pornfolioday? I'm Rowan and I like drawing monsters and porn (and monster porn), which is amazingly my full-time job now.
You can check out more of my stuff on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/rowanwoodc...
Two dudes rubbing their cocks together. One is big and gray and stitched up because he's undead. The other is small with tan skin and shaggy brown hair and a dark mustache. My best friend's OC Fenric has my OC Alan bent over a counter and is fucking him desperately. He's moaning in Alan's ear, "God... you're so soft..." "Alan... ah! F-f-fuck... I've wanted- hah! This... for months...". Meanwhile, Alan is covering his mouth with his hand to stifle his own noises. A huge beast towers over the viewer on its hind legs. It has antlers and large, curved tusks. Its huge, ribbed cock is fully erect and dripping with pre-cum. An orc warlord is seated on a bed of furs with a naked human woman knelt at his feet. He is holding her hair in one large hand, and her face is turned to the viewer. Her mouth hangs open, and a strand of saliva mixed with cum connects her tongue to the head of the orc's cock.
July 10, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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gotta put him out to pasture
July 3, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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We're doing a hasty diary comic for #makeaterriblecomicday2025
June 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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What if I started to actually save my doodles? That'd be crazy.
Loose sketches of a little troll man reclining with his legs spread and his pussy out. Below him are more sketches of his pussy; one of him bent over from behind and another with him showing off his little cock. My bff's character Jinjur is lying on his back with my character Wendell's hand around his throat. He's staring up at Wendell, flushed and vulnerable, while Wendell says, "Look how perfectly my hand fits around your neck... I can feel your pulse going crazy."
June 21, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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I'm streaming over on Picarto!
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it me
June 9, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Still looking for a few commissions as rent is almost due and it's gonna clean me out. I also have to take my cat to the vet which won't be cheap U_U
Non-commercial commission price sheet: Busts start at $200 Full body starts at $300 Add characters - $100 for busts, $200 for full body (pricing is per character) Add backgrounds - start at $75 and increase with complexity A-OK to draw: - Monsters, aliens, furries - Sfw and nsfw! - All bodies, genders, sexualities - Kink friendly (just ask! zero judgement) - Body horror and gore Absolute no-no's: - Nsfw featuring minors and/or animals - Nsfw featuring real people without their written consent - Racist, sexist, queer/transphobic shit Important info: - Payment accepted through Paypal or Venmo - Payment can be split 50/50 (half up front, half on completion) - This is priced for non-commercial use only! No merch or promotional materials - Use for anything related to crypto or AI is a big no - Please contact me at rowan.woodcock@gmail.com with inquiries
May 29, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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My bank account is very sad right now and I have a few slots open for book covers in June. Are you a monster romance author looking for beautiful art to adorn your next book? Hit me up :)
A commission sheet showing prices for commercial book cover art. Standard cover - $1000+ Painted cover - $1200+ Wrap-around cover - $1800+ Filthy cover variant - +50% of cover price Starting cover prices get you: - Two (2) characters - Fully rendered background - Full commercial rights to the artwork (i.e. printed merch, promo material, physical/e-book cover, etc.) Stuff that costs extra: - More characters (priced per character beyond the original two) - Very complex character designs (think six-armed centaur demon with bedazzled horns and engraved armor) - Or very complex backgrounds (i.e. a crystal glass cathedral or something) Things I will draw: - All genders, all bodies - Humans, monsters, robots, aliens - Kinky stuff (just ask!) Things I will NOT draw: - Non-consensual material - Underage (<18) characters in sexual scenarios - Bestiality (this does not include anthro/furry stuff) - Incest - Basically any sort of sex crime - Racist, sexist, homophobic, or transphobic imagery Pay via Paypal or Venmo! Questions? Email me at: rowan.woodcock@gmail.com XOXO - Rowan
May 22, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Magical lady and her sickly pet bottom.
A digital sketch of Orpheus and Eurydice from the game Hades. Eurydice is behind Orpheus with one hand on his throat and another teasing his nipple. His head is thrown back in pleasure as she whispers, "sing for me, Orphy~"
May 22, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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Not at all in order. I hadn't updated in a while.
My last four watched films in no particular order: Mind Game, Red Rooms, Time Addicts, and All That Jazz.
May 2, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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Guess I'm doing this one as well 😈
T-dicks deserve love too!
A brunette human woman slurping on a big orc cock. The dappled sunlight coming through the forest canopy hits the shaft so it looks super cozy and romantic. Firelight illuminates this thick, ribbed monster dick that is slicked with pre-cum. A hairy, demonic t-dick framed by black leather chaps. The labia is pierced twice with silver rings, and the clitoral hood has cool ridges on it because this is monster genitalia we're talking about. A troll boy spreads his cheeks and parts his labia to give the viewer a good look at his pussy. His t-dick is pierced with a large, golden ring, and his labia also sports a smaller golden ring. A bead of pre-cum drips from his vagina.
April 29, 2025 at 8:19 PM