Hi Samantha, I hope to visit you soon. Would be great if you opened your DMs as I have a couple of questions regarding your services.

I might be more hindrance than help…

I love this photo. OFF. Then turn around and face the camera x

I like the view

Miranda- There’s some serious issues at play here.
Do you have much experience in curing man flu? Is mouth to mouth required? Or perhaps mouth to …?

I’d rather call in sick and spend the day with you. No way I’m getting out of that shower quickly.