Eighty is STILL Woke
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birth name Aaron. Husband. Secular Humanist. Emergency services dispatcher. Part-time Insomniac. pronouns: he/him
Reminder: I once witnessed a doctor recommend coffee enemas to my wife who suffers from rheumatoid arthritis.
December 19, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Reminder: I once witnessed a doctor recommend coffee enemas to my wife who suffers from rheumatoid arthritis.
Oh wow, missed you were coming here. Hope your trip is better upon arrival and if you need help with any food picks I would be happy to help.
November 21, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Oh wow, missed you were coming here. Hope your trip is better upon arrival and if you need help with any food picks I would be happy to help.
My guess is brain damage caused by frequent sessions of auto-erotic asphyxiation
November 4, 2025 at 9:05 AM
My guess is brain damage caused by frequent sessions of auto-erotic asphyxiation
stale white bread..?
October 10, 2025 at 10:23 PM
stale white bread..?
I mean, I know people of the Jewish faith do not read Revelations, but dang really? Going to make it that easy for the anti-Semites?
October 10, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I mean, I know people of the Jewish faith do not read Revelations, but dang really? Going to make it that easy for the anti-Semites?
"The Antichrist Lecture" is the weirdest euphemism for a blowjob inside an airport bathroom
October 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
"The Antichrist Lecture" is the weirdest euphemism for a blowjob inside an airport bathroom
More likely to receive Nobel Peach Pies, right?
October 10, 2025 at 2:10 AM
More likely to receive Nobel Peach Pies, right?
Favorite part about Greenwood is he re-did the same "god bless" song for Canada
October 8, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Favorite part about Greenwood is he re-did the same "god bless" song for Canada
guessing he told a peon to "write something anti-ICE" on the bullets and they were too lazy to find something original or even remotely accurate
September 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
guessing he told a peon to "write something anti-ICE" on the bullets and they were too lazy to find something original or even remotely accurate
If Guillermo doesn't flip off a picture of Trump I will be disappointed
September 23, 2025 at 10:11 PM
If Guillermo doesn't flip off a picture of Trump I will be disappointed
"Find coal lobbyists to fund your political career" is about all he can offer, Joe
September 19, 2025 at 10:06 PM
"Find coal lobbyists to fund your political career" is about all he can offer, Joe
ALL THE BEEFERS!
September 19, 2025 at 10:00 PM
ALL THE BEEFERS!
feel free to add two or three more "fucks"
August 28, 2025 at 9:59 PM
feel free to add two or three more "fucks"
I want a 50-ft statue of Robert Smalls standing on the deck of the CSS Planter flipping a double bird towards the Confederate shoreline and yes I know there is no record of him doing that but still...
August 20, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I want a 50-ft statue of Robert Smalls standing on the deck of the CSS Planter flipping a double bird towards the Confederate shoreline and yes I know there is no record of him doing that but still...
this is 100% Trump creating his own Eagle's Nest out of DC
August 11, 2025 at 7:19 PM
this is 100% Trump creating his own Eagle's Nest out of DC
Told you to have that contract reviewed by a lawyer...
August 1, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Told you to have that contract reviewed by a lawyer...
I think that is true of much of Gen-X's reading for fun. My first Terry Pratchett novel was "The Fifth Elephant" (I mistakenly thought it was a parody of The Fifth Element).
July 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I think that is true of much of Gen-X's reading for fun. My first Terry Pratchett novel was "The Fifth Elephant" (I mistakenly thought it was a parody of The Fifth Element).
I see what you're doing there (unlike Bondi)
July 23, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I see what you're doing there (unlike Bondi)