⋆ 𝙏𝐇𝐄 𝕽𝑨𝑰𝑵 𝒃𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔 ⤹ ᶠᵉᵃʳ
@rage.and.cat
Pinned
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pretty sure there’s actually one running around the city living a worse life than i did.
which sucks, but. yknow.
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pretty sure there’s actually one running around the city living a worse life than i did.
which sucks, but. yknow.
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December 19, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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pretty sure there’s actually one running around the city living a worse life than i did.
which sucks, but. yknow.
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pretty sure there’s actually one running around the city living a worse life than i did.
which sucks, but. yknow.
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more likely than you’d think.
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more likely than you’d think.
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little terrylings...
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little terrylings...
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the chance of little terrys running around is not zero, all i’m saying.
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the chance of little terrys running around is not zero, all i’m saying.
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December 19, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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more likely than you’d think.
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more likely than you’d think.
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you take what you can get in glory city.
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you take what you can get in glory city.
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December 19, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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you take what you can get in glory city.
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you take what you can get in glory city.
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i’ve had my fair share of milfs here and there.
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i’ve had my fair share of milfs here and there.
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December 19, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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i’ve had my fair share of milfs here and there.
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i’ve had my fair share of milfs here and there.
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( as she speaks, the water would sizzle against their skin as if it were boiling. steam would emit from their flesh, already drying itself. )
yeah. pretty fast, actually.
( raising an arm, craning their neck towards their under arm and giving themself a sniff test. )
shit, i really do - -
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( as she speaks, the water would sizzle against their skin as if it were boiling. steam would emit from their flesh, already drying itself. )
yeah. pretty fast, actually.
( raising an arm, craning their neck towards their under arm and giving themself a sniff test. )
shit, i really do - -
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. . . well, you kinda smelled a lot like burnt ash. and i wouldnt want someone else to let me walk around all smelly.
so i was washing it off for you.
( her stare is blank— genuinely believing the words she was saying were in good faith. )
it’ll dry relatively fast, i think.
. . . well, you kinda smelled a lot like burnt ash. and i wouldnt want someone else to let me walk around all smelly.
so i was washing it off for you.
( her stare is blank— genuinely believing the words she was saying were in good faith. )
it’ll dry relatively fast, i think.
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( suddenly drenched head to toe in water. quickly turning behind them, quick to scold whoever — )
( … what the heck. )
“girl- what the hell was that about?”
( restraining their anger, slowing their breath. )
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( suddenly drenched head to toe in water. quickly turning behind them, quick to scold whoever — )
( … what the heck. )
“girl- what the hell was that about?”
( restraining their anger, slowing their breath. )
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December 18, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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( as she speaks, the water would sizzle against their skin as if it were boiling. steam would emit from their flesh, already drying itself. )
yeah. pretty fast, actually.
( raising an arm, craning their neck towards their under arm and giving themself a sniff test. )
shit, i really do - -
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( as she speaks, the water would sizzle against their skin as if it were boiling. steam would emit from their flesh, already drying itself. )
yeah. pretty fast, actually.
( raising an arm, craning their neck towards their under arm and giving themself a sniff test. )
shit, i really do - -
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definitely not.
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definitely not.
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ㅤbw - wuahh . .
ㅤ. . . like. th - the catholic. uhm. priest kind - ( ? )
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ㅤbw - wuahh . .
ㅤ. . . like. th - the catholic. uhm. priest kind - ( ? )
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looking for missionary.
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looking for missionary.
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December 18, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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definitely not.
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definitely not.
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Reposted by ⋆ 𝙏𝐇𝐄 𝕽𝑨𝑰𝑵 𝒃𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔 ⤹ ᶠᵉᵃʳ
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looking for missionary.
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looking for missionary.
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December 18, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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looking for missionary.
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looking for missionary.
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what is up with you lately?
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what is up with you lately?
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December 18, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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what is up with you lately?
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what is up with you lately?
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( wake n’ bake. )
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( wake n’ bake. )
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December 17, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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( wake n’ bake. )
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( wake n’ bake. )
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( laying atop the beds of grass, staring to the stars in the night sky. junie, their cat, softly purrs as she rests on their chest. her tail gently sways in rhythm to the wind as the hellspawn scratches behind her ears. )
you and me against the world, huh? just like old times.
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( laying atop the beds of grass, staring to the stars in the night sky. junie, their cat, softly purrs as she rests on their chest. her tail gently sways in rhythm to the wind as the hellspawn scratches behind her ears. )
you and me against the world, huh? just like old times.
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December 17, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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( laying atop the beds of grass, staring to the stars in the night sky. junie, their cat, softly purrs as she rests on their chest. her tail gently sways in rhythm to the wind as the hellspawn scratches behind her ears. )
you and me against the world, huh? just like old times.
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( laying atop the beds of grass, staring to the stars in the night sky. junie, their cat, softly purrs as she rests on their chest. her tail gently sways in rhythm to the wind as the hellspawn scratches behind her ears. )
you and me against the world, huh? just like old times.
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Reposted by ⋆ 𝙏𝐇𝐄 𝕽𝑨𝑰𝑵 𝒃𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔 ⤹ ᶠᵉᵃʳ
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( puffing off the joint. )
always getting dragged into shit…
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( puffing off the joint. )
always getting dragged into shit…
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December 17, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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( puffing off the joint. )
always getting dragged into shit…
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( puffing off the joint. )
always getting dragged into shit…
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Reposted by ⋆ 𝙏𝐇𝐄 𝕽𝑨𝑰𝑵 𝒃𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔 ⤹ ᶠᵉᵃʳ
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆'𝒔 𝒂 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒚𝒐𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒇𝒖𝒓𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝖈𝖑𝖔𝖚𝖉
ㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆'𝒔 𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝒂 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝖜𝖎𝖓𝖉
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆'𝒔 𝒂 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒚𝒐𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒇𝒖𝒓𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝖈𝖑𝖔𝖚𝖉
ㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆'𝒔 𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝒂 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝖜𝖎𝖓𝖉
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒃𝒊𝒈
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝐚𝐟𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝒕𝒐 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞
ㅤ ㅤㅤ𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮'𝓼 𝓪 𝓹𝓵𝓪𝓬𝓮 𝔀𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮 𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓼 𝓫𝓮𝓰𝓲𝓷
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒃𝒊𝒈
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝐚𝐟𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝒕𝒐 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞
ㅤ ㅤㅤ𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮'𝓼 𝓪 𝓹𝓵𝓪𝓬𝓮 𝔀𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮 𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓼 𝓫𝓮𝓰𝓲𝓷
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December 17, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆'𝒔 𝒂 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒚𝒐𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒇𝒖𝒓𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝖈𝖑𝖔𝖚𝖉
ㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆'𝒔 𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝒂 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝖜𝖎𝖓𝖉
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆'𝒔 𝒂 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒚𝒐𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒇𝒖𝒓𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝖈𝖑𝖔𝖚𝖉
ㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆'𝒔 𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝒂 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝖜𝖎𝖓𝖉
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( once he stops squirming, they let him back onto xyr hooves before giving a gentle pat to the top of his head. )
“nice enough to make a few cute noises, huh?”
( leaning back, tilting their head. a hand shoving itself into the pocket of their ripped jeans. )
“nice to see ya too, ally.”
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( once he stops squirming, they let him back onto xyr hooves before giving a gentle pat to the top of his head. )
“nice enough to make a few cute noises, huh?”
( leaning back, tilting their head. a hand shoving itself into the pocket of their ripped jeans. )
“nice to see ya too, ally.”
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ㅤ" .. 'cause - it's nice to see you . . ? "
ㅤ( seemed to've become his satisfactory response )
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ㅤ" .. 'cause - it's nice to see you . . ? "
ㅤ( seemed to've become his satisfactory response )
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December 16, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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( once he stops squirming, they let him back onto xyr hooves before giving a gentle pat to the top of his head. )
“nice enough to make a few cute noises, huh?”
( leaning back, tilting their head. a hand shoving itself into the pocket of their ripped jeans. )
“nice to see ya too, ally.”
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( once he stops squirming, they let him back onto xyr hooves before giving a gentle pat to the top of his head. )
“nice enough to make a few cute noises, huh?”
( leaning back, tilting their head. a hand shoving itself into the pocket of their ripped jeans. )
“nice to see ya too, ally.”
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( an amused smirk curls onto their lips as they continue to hold the satyr, chuckling to themself. )
“right. so it was your impulse to suddenly jump onto me… why?”
( cocking an eyebrow, knowing full well that even xe doesn’t know. )
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( an amused smirk curls onto their lips as they continue to hold the satyr, chuckling to themself. )
“right. so it was your impulse to suddenly jump onto me… why?”
( cocking an eyebrow, knowing full well that even xe doesn’t know. )
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ㅤ” WAH - BWUH - !! “ ( * 💦 )
ㅤsquirming for a moment before settling into a pout, simply allowing them to hold up.. well, apparently what little weight xe provided.
ㅤ” … impulse control ? “
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ㅤ” WAH - BWUH - !! “ ( * 💦 )
ㅤsquirming for a moment before settling into a pout, simply allowing them to hold up.. well, apparently what little weight xe provided.
ㅤ” … impulse control ? “
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( totally unaffected. )
( in fact, they actually manage to catch xem on xyr way down. )
so, like. what were trying to do?
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( totally unaffected. )
( in fact, they actually manage to catch xem on xyr way down. )
so, like. what were trying to do?
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December 16, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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( an amused smirk curls onto their lips as they continue to hold the satyr, chuckling to themself. )
“right. so it was your impulse to suddenly jump onto me… why?”
( cocking an eyebrow, knowing full well that even xe doesn’t know. )
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( an amused smirk curls onto their lips as they continue to hold the satyr, chuckling to themself. )
“right. so it was your impulse to suddenly jump onto me… why?”
( cocking an eyebrow, knowing full well that even xe doesn’t know. )
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( totally unaffected. )
( in fact, they actually manage to catch xem on xyr way down. )
so, like. what were trying to do?
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( totally unaffected. )
( in fact, they actually manage to catch xem on xyr way down. )
so, like. what were trying to do?
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ㅤall earth shattering 84 pounds slam down like a MMMMMETEORITE
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ㅤall earth shattering 84 pounds slam down like a MMMMMETEORITE
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December 15, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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( totally unaffected. )
( in fact, they actually manage to catch xem on xyr way down. )
so, like. what were trying to do?
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( totally unaffected. )
( in fact, they actually manage to catch xem on xyr way down. )
so, like. what were trying to do?
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( it isn’t often the hellspawn finds themself on the surface of the overworld, but a recent call from satan brought them up to the environment they had nearly forgotten. )
“man, been quite a bit since i’ve sniffed the air here. it’s.. cl—“
( *SPLASH !! )
“WHAT THE FUCK!?”
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( it isn’t often the hellspawn finds themself on the surface of the overworld, but a recent call from satan brought them up to the environment they had nearly forgotten. )
“man, been quite a bit since i’ve sniffed the air here. it’s.. cl—“
( *SPLASH !! )
“WHAT THE FUCK!?”
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December 15, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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( it isn’t often the hellspawn finds themself on the surface of the overworld, but a recent call from satan brought them up to the environment they had nearly forgotten. )
“man, been quite a bit since i’ve sniffed the air here. it’s.. cl—“
( *SPLASH !! )
“WHAT THE FUCK!?”
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( it isn’t often the hellspawn finds themself on the surface of the overworld, but a recent call from satan brought them up to the environment they had nearly forgotten. )
“man, been quite a bit since i’ve sniffed the air here. it’s.. cl—“
( *SPLASH !! )
“WHAT THE FUCK!?”
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god. i need a blunt.
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god. i need a blunt.
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December 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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god. i need a blunt.
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god. i need a blunt.
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( spinning the fork between their fingers before placing it beneath the satyr’s thumb. they stifle a chuckle at xyr reaction, yellow eyes squinting in both curiosity and glee. )
yeah, we can call it even. though.. pretty sure i still owe you for the soap and jam, huh? i’ll figure - -
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( spinning the fork between their fingers before placing it beneath the satyr’s thumb. they stifle a chuckle at xyr reaction, yellow eyes squinting in both curiosity and glee. )
yeah, we can call it even. though.. pretty sure i still owe you for the soap and jam, huh? i’ll figure - -
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ㅤ( in fact, they could’ve sworn xyr face burned hotter than the plate when they absentmindedly grabbed the edges of it.. staring - then dropping their eyes. )
ㅤaahhahahh.. guess this makes us even then ?
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ㅤ( in fact, they could’ve sworn xyr face burned hotter than the plate when they absentmindedly grabbed the edges of it.. staring - then dropping their eyes. )
ㅤaahhahahh.. guess this makes us even then ?
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December 13, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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( spinning the fork between their fingers before placing it beneath the satyr’s thumb. they stifle a chuckle at xyr reaction, yellow eyes squinting in both curiosity and glee. )
yeah, we can call it even. though.. pretty sure i still owe you for the soap and jam, huh? i’ll figure - -
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( spinning the fork between their fingers before placing it beneath the satyr’s thumb. they stifle a chuckle at xyr reaction, yellow eyes squinting in both curiosity and glee. )
yeah, we can call it even. though.. pretty sure i still owe you for the soap and jam, huh? i’ll figure - -
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( it would be a few minutes before the punk would return, paper plate of fettuccine alfredo in hand.. with a fork! )
it’s a little hot, so be careful. don’t burn your mouth, yeah? got a nice voice, wouldn’t wanna ruin it.
( they give a wink before offering them the plate. )
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( it would be a few minutes before the punk would return, paper plate of fettuccine alfredo in hand.. with a fork! )
it’s a little hot, so be careful. don’t burn your mouth, yeah? got a nice voice, wouldn’t wanna ruin it.
( they give a wink before offering them the plate. )
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ㅤokay !!
ㅤ( for a mere second, they’d follow them - pausing, then choosing to stick behind. it’s likely what they intended, after all…
ㅤstill standing ever patiently, hands neatly folded and tail swaying quickly around their legs )
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ㅤokay !!
ㅤ( for a mere second, they’d follow them - pausing, then choosing to stick behind. it’s likely what they intended, after all…
ㅤstill standing ever patiently, hands neatly folded and tail swaying quickly around their legs )
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i’ll grab it for you. don’t wanna leave someone out, haha.
( they smile before exiting to fix up a plate of fettuccine for xem. )
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i’ll grab it for you. don’t wanna leave someone out, haha.
( they smile before exiting to fix up a plate of fettuccine for xem. )
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December 13, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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( it would be a few minutes before the punk would return, paper plate of fettuccine alfredo in hand.. with a fork! )
it’s a little hot, so be careful. don’t burn your mouth, yeah? got a nice voice, wouldn’t wanna ruin it.
( they give a wink before offering them the plate. )
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( it would be a few minutes before the punk would return, paper plate of fettuccine alfredo in hand.. with a fork! )
it’s a little hot, so be careful. don’t burn your mouth, yeah? got a nice voice, wouldn’t wanna ruin it.
( they give a wink before offering them the plate. )
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