Stitch
@ragdollapprentice.bsky.social
❝I’m uniquely the only machine-washable sorcerer apprentice and Teen Titan around. My life is goofy.❞ (non-binary: THEY/THEM) [Father: @sonofpharaohs.bsky.social]
;; Khalid and Stitch be like
August 27, 2025 at 5:16 AM
;; Khalid and Stitch be like
“ Truth is the truth.”
August 26, 2025 at 6:14 AM
“ Truth is the truth.”
“ Well he is sensitive, neurotic, and the first Egyptian Doctor Fate in generations and you spent a whole hour questioning his knowledge on magic for a problem he looked into.”
“ That’s like going to Batman and questioning him on his investigation & forensic skills. What’d you expect?”
“ That’s like going to Batman and questioning him on his investigation & forensic skills. What’d you expect?”
August 26, 2025 at 6:11 AM
“ Well he is sensitive, neurotic, and the first Egyptian Doctor Fate in generations and you spent a whole hour questioning his knowledge on magic for a problem he looked into.”
“ That’s like going to Batman and questioning him on his investigation & forensic skills. What’d you expect?”
“ That’s like going to Batman and questioning him on his investigation & forensic skills. What’d you expect?”
“ Well you did KICK her out for a bit.”
August 25, 2025 at 8:47 PM
“ Well you did KICK her out for a bit.”
“ Ohp! Lore time!”
Conjures a magical image.
“ Salem is the original Doctor Fate’s apprentice in the ‘40s. A witch from Limbo Town who was abandoned by her parents and cursed with bad luck until Fate found her & took her in.
She disappeared because time shinanegans & her alongside lotta —
Conjures a magical image.
“ Salem is the original Doctor Fate’s apprentice in the ‘40s. A witch from Limbo Town who was abandoned by her parents and cursed with bad luck until Fate found her & took her in.
She disappeared because time shinanegans & her alongside lotta —
August 25, 2025 at 8:37 PM
“ Ohp! Lore time!”
Conjures a magical image.
“ Salem is the original Doctor Fate’s apprentice in the ‘40s. A witch from Limbo Town who was abandoned by her parents and cursed with bad luck until Fate found her & took her in.
She disappeared because time shinanegans & her alongside lotta —
Conjures a magical image.
“ Salem is the original Doctor Fate’s apprentice in the ‘40s. A witch from Limbo Town who was abandoned by her parents and cursed with bad luck until Fate found her & took her in.
She disappeared because time shinanegans & her alongside lotta —
“ Of course you don’t. Grandma says you always like to be RIGH even before Dr. Fate gig.” Stitch stands triumphant.
“ I’m SO GLAD that made sense to you because I had no idea what I was saying or where I was going with it.”
“ I’m SO GLAD that made sense to you because I had no idea what I was saying or where I was going with it.”
August 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
“ Of course you don’t. Grandma says you always like to be RIGH even before Dr. Fate gig.” Stitch stands triumphant.
“ I’m SO GLAD that made sense to you because I had no idea what I was saying or where I was going with it.”
“ I’m SO GLAD that made sense to you because I had no idea what I was saying or where I was going with it.”
“ WELL, it’s true. You don’t have to practice being a butt or be TOO nice.”
“ Because first off, according to Salem, you’re already naturally a butt kinda. Second off, you’re also nice anyway…dumb too but nice.”
“ So just balance them out. Order & chaos baby.”
“ Because first off, according to Salem, you’re already naturally a butt kinda. Second off, you’re also nice anyway…dumb too but nice.”
“ So just balance them out. Order & chaos baby.”
August 25, 2025 at 8:25 PM
“ WELL, it’s true. You don’t have to practice being a butt or be TOO nice.”
“ Because first off, according to Salem, you’re already naturally a butt kinda. Second off, you’re also nice anyway…dumb too but nice.”
“ So just balance them out. Order & chaos baby.”
“ Because first off, according to Salem, you’re already naturally a butt kinda. Second off, you’re also nice anyway…dumb too but nice.”
“ So just balance them out. Order & chaos baby.”
“ This sounds a little complicated if you ask me, pops. Sounds too……Constantine if you ask me.”
August 25, 2025 at 8:12 PM
“ This sounds a little complicated if you ask me, pops. Sounds too……Constantine if you ask me.”
“ Has it worked out?”
August 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
“ Has it worked out?”
“ YEP. Doctor Fate’s sanctum, the Tower of Fate, has a whole menagerie inside it. It’s where we keep legendary creatures while giving them a humane place.”
“ I can ask pops but he’s surprisingly strict about letting people into various rooms in the Tower.”
“ I can ask pops but he’s surprisingly strict about letting people into various rooms in the Tower.”
August 25, 2025 at 6:54 PM
“ YEP. Doctor Fate’s sanctum, the Tower of Fate, has a whole menagerie inside it. It’s where we keep legendary creatures while giving them a humane place.”
“ I can ask pops but he’s surprisingly strict about letting people into various rooms in the Tower.”
“ I can ask pops but he’s surprisingly strict about letting people into various rooms in the Tower.”
“ Klarion, put the stuff back please. This is supposed to be a break from you weirdos.” #TitansSummer
August 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
“ Klarion, put the stuff back please. This is supposed to be a break from you weirdos.” #TitansSummer
“ Noooope! This is how I was born and all; a magical, non-binary ragdoll with sorcerous ability.” She would find herself flicked in the nose by the sorcerer.
“ I lack the power & knowledge to solve your problem. I’m only an apprentice. You could see my master, Doctor Fate, or my teacher, Raven.”
“ I lack the power & knowledge to solve your problem. I’m only an apprentice. You could see my master, Doctor Fate, or my teacher, Raven.”
August 25, 2025 at 5:15 PM
“ Noooope! This is how I was born and all; a magical, non-binary ragdoll with sorcerous ability.” She would find herself flicked in the nose by the sorcerer.
“ I lack the power & knowledge to solve your problem. I’m only an apprentice. You could see my master, Doctor Fate, or my teacher, Raven.”
“ I lack the power & knowledge to solve your problem. I’m only an apprentice. You could see my master, Doctor Fate, or my teacher, Raven.”
“ So in order: Yes, I can see you, no I’m not a ghost I’m a sorcerer, and show you what exactly?”
August 25, 2025 at 9:31 AM
“ So in order: Yes, I can see you, no I’m not a ghost I’m a sorcerer, and show you what exactly?”
“ WOW. It’s such a good day today.”
It’s fucking late at night.
It’s fucking late at night.
August 25, 2025 at 7:58 AM
“ WOW. It’s such a good day today.”
It’s fucking late at night.
It’s fucking late at night.
“‘YEAH! Im part of the kick butt operation!”
August 14, 2025 at 7:29 AM
“‘YEAH! Im part of the kick butt operation!”
“ Ah!” Stitch rolls over in pain as Teekl took a chunk of theit cloth-like body.
Stitch would then clone themselves. “ Wuh oh. Somebody getting big mad they can’t kill a walking quiltbag? How embarassing.
Stitch would then clone themselves. “ Wuh oh. Somebody getting big mad they can’t kill a walking quiltbag? How embarassing.
August 13, 2025 at 2:41 AM
“ Ah!” Stitch rolls over in pain as Teekl took a chunk of theit cloth-like body.
Stitch would then clone themselves. “ Wuh oh. Somebody getting big mad they can’t kill a walking quiltbag? How embarassing.
Stitch would then clone themselves. “ Wuh oh. Somebody getting big mad they can’t kill a walking quiltbag? How embarassing.
“ I can’t beat you but I had enough time to cast an escape spell.” Stitch revealed as they showed off their sorcerous gesture, with Khalid moved on top of nearby Duchess.
August 13, 2025 at 1:52 AM
“ I can’t beat you but I had enough time to cast an escape spell.” Stitch revealed as they showed off their sorcerous gesture, with Khalid moved on top of nearby Duchess.
“ You damn right I am!” Stitch directed their magicks “ Yanam Feliz!”
They say, directing theit magic at Teekl to make them fall asleep, disrupting Klarion if successful.
They say, directing theit magic at Teekl to make them fall asleep, disrupting Klarion if successful.
August 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
“ You damn right I am!” Stitch directed their magicks “ Yanam Feliz!”
They say, directing theit magic at Teekl to make them fall asleep, disrupting Klarion if successful.
They say, directing theit magic at Teekl to make them fall asleep, disrupting Klarion if successful.
“ Nobody is leaving with my dad! Hauhet! Pops is in trouble! You gotta get him to safety!”
August 13, 2025 at 1:33 AM
“ Nobody is leaving with my dad! Hauhet! Pops is in trouble! You gotta get him to safety!”
Stitch appears outta nowhere, disrupting his portal before sending a telekinetic force his way.
“ Oh no you DONT.”
“ Oh no you DONT.”
August 13, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Stitch appears outta nowhere, disrupting his portal before sending a telekinetic force his way.
“ Oh no you DONT.”
“ Oh no you DONT.”
“ Since dad isn’t here, i’ll be taking over y’all.”
July 13, 2025 at 9:33 PM
“ Since dad isn’t here, i’ll be taking over y’all.”
“ I don’t need to invest in understanding how to be YOUR version of a meat bag.”
“ Why would I? Like anyone wants to aspire to be you anyway. Terrible boss, out of touch, low-key sus about aliens, and a terrible family man all around.”
“ Why would I? Like anyone wants to aspire to be you anyway. Terrible boss, out of touch, low-key sus about aliens, and a terrible family man all around.”
July 12, 2025 at 10:55 PM
“ I don’t need to invest in understanding how to be YOUR version of a meat bag.”
“ Why would I? Like anyone wants to aspire to be you anyway. Terrible boss, out of touch, low-key sus about aliens, and a terrible family man all around.”
“ Why would I? Like anyone wants to aspire to be you anyway. Terrible boss, out of touch, low-key sus about aliens, and a terrible family man all around.”
“ Im the only person around studying under someone so was that comment for me?”
July 12, 2025 at 10:19 PM
“ Im the only person around studying under someone so was that comment for me?”
“ Lex Luthor being a big stick in the mud? I’m not surprised.”
July 12, 2025 at 9:48 PM
“ Lex Luthor being a big stick in the mud? I’m not surprised.”