CarpoMarx
@ragamuffin.bsky.social
Inane comments from a Brexit refugee deep in happy Finland!
Donald J Trump....the J stands for Jeenius
December 20, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Donald J Trump....the J stands for Jeenius
.... I'd been up most of the night revising with my 'Big book of animals' and it showed when I aced the test!
December 20, 2025 at 9:45 PM
.... I'd been up most of the night revising with my 'Big book of animals' and it showed when I aced the test!
They didn't have time to selectively redact names etc - they saw a name to be 'protected' and just black out the whole page to be safe
December 20, 2025 at 9:15 AM
They didn't have time to selectively redact names etc - they saw a name to be 'protected' and just black out the whole page to be safe
She'll be shaving her knuckles tonight, got to look good before he puts his 'Precious' on her finger!
December 16, 2025 at 1:37 AM
She'll be shaving her knuckles tonight, got to look good before he puts his 'Precious' on her finger!
I'm sad calories isn't a flavour
December 14, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I'm sad calories isn't a flavour
It's bollocks! Enjoy the 199 streak, it's exactly the same with different numbers!
December 13, 2025 at 8:05 AM
It's bollocks! Enjoy the 199 streak, it's exactly the same with different numbers!
I thought Rhyl was better known for it's pretty shitty gang bangs!?
December 13, 2025 at 8:00 AM
I thought Rhyl was better known for it's pretty shitty gang bangs!?
A kiss on the lips for one million.....tongues one billion! Extras tbc
December 12, 2025 at 3:15 PM
A kiss on the lips for one million.....tongues one billion! Extras tbc
She tastes what Putin put in.
December 12, 2025 at 3:14 PM
She tastes what Putin put in.
Is that on a game day or not?!? 😂
December 11, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Is that on a game day or not?!? 😂
I think you'd be a great Lady Bunny! You recently got the perfect dress for it!! 😎
December 11, 2025 at 5:46 AM
I think you'd be a great Lady Bunny! You recently got the perfect dress for it!! 😎
But a million bunnies on a million AI word processors is a classic Bugs scheme
December 11, 2025 at 5:45 AM
But a million bunnies on a million AI word processors is a classic Bugs scheme
The bellend who loved me!
December 9, 2025 at 8:05 AM
The bellend who loved me!
Should have been Eton mess! Or Victoria sponge maybe 🤔
December 6, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Should have been Eton mess! Or Victoria sponge maybe 🤔
For me, it's more of a hope.
December 6, 2025 at 4:13 PM
For me, it's more of a hope.
To be sponsored by Camel!
December 6, 2025 at 6:54 AM
To be sponsored by Camel!
Bike is short for Bichael.
November 30, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Bike is short for Bichael.
Better than being at Captain Hook's gynecological happy house!....
November 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Better than being at Captain Hook's gynecological happy house!....
....Thank you for your attention to this Thanksgiving.
November 29, 2025 at 6:13 AM
....Thank you for your attention to this Thanksgiving.
Or Fannypussy pants if you're on that side of the water.....
November 27, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Or Fannypussy pants if you're on that side of the water.....
Asspussy pants! Finally
November 27, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Asspussy pants! Finally
What the McRib dreams it looks like!
November 26, 2025 at 7:26 PM
What the McRib dreams it looks like!