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Raeseti
@raeseti.bsky.social
420 followers 130 following 210 posts
He/him; Asexual; Nerd of intergalactic proportions; Hardcore socialist; If the shark doesn't work, improvise
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I had a good laugh at this, but this one is bound to see use for the next forever or so.
what you did is more difficult to achieve than what you had to do
October 23, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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I can't find any actual articles on this, but both mine & Dayna's Firefox browsers are occasionally not loading pages for a minute or so. I don't know if this will help with that, but removing any AI-bullshit is a positive, so here you go.
October 17, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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A Jack Kirby drawing of Dr. Doom being restrained by two burly men, one of whom is pointing a pistol near Doom's genitals. He says, "STAY BACK!" then, "Or I'll shoot Doom in the dick!" Doom responds, "INSECT! You dare threaten the awe-inspiring GIRTH of DOCTOR DOOM!?" "Unhand me, so that I might beat you to death with IT!"
August 19, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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No cheating - last photo of your pet!
Photo of cat.
July 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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June 3, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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You're lucky this was a peaceful encounter this time.
"Dr." Victor Von Doom (he was thrown out of university for dangerous experiments and therefore does not possess an actual doctorate) is attacked in his lab by dozens of squirrels, shouting that for everyone he flings away, a dozen more take it's place.
May 30, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Sean Murray as Timothy McGee from NCIS Mark Ruffalo as Bruce Banner from the MCU Kif from Futurama Gary Burghoff as Walter "Radar" O'Reilly from M*A*S*H*
May 18, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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One tells only the truth. One tells only lies. You may ask 1 question.
Two cats loafing next to each other on top of a cat tower. The one on the left is a grey striped domestic short hair. The one on the right is a torby with a white patch on her chest, resembling a bib. Neither are looking at the camera. Both expect treats.
April 13, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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Eepy.
February 22, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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A still from the game Indiana Jones and the Great Circle where two Nazis are sitting in car with no roof. One of the Nazis is the driver, and the other is in the passenger seat. The passenger is telling the driver, "Nothing is quite so easy to manipulate as an insecure male."
December 22, 2024 at 11:42 AM
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A newspaper ad for the short-lived '90s TV show Key West. It features a man looking directly at the viewer while holding his head, looking overwhelmed and suspiciously like the Indian character from the movie Short Circuit. In a tropical-looking background are a black man with sunglasses and long dreadlocks smirking at the camera, Jennifer Tilly looking amused, and a dolphin wearing sunglasses. It features text saying "His first day in paradise was the wildest, weirdest, most mind-boggling time of his life... But the second day will be really weird."
November 20, 2024 at 11:35 AM
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Had a tiny visitor today
November 10, 2024 at 10:10 PM
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A young white guy, wearing a brown t-shirt, black baseball cap, and big black headphones, is in 2 pictures: the first, he looks either shocked or afraid, maybe both. The second, he has raised a bottle of vodka and is draining it.
November 8, 2024 at 1:06 AM
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September 11, 2024 at 5:55 PM
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What are you trying to say, Crackle?
July 6, 2024 at 3:07 PM
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Better than I thought I'd do.
June 16, 2024 at 1:52 AM
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A painted raccoon saying, "Get loved, loser. Get absolutely fucking treasured."
May 16, 2024 at 2:46 AM
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How the session went in picture form.
A Viking Army Cartoon silhouette of little girl, her hair burning, holding an umbrella that was set on fire. Ash from Pokemon throwing a Pokeball. The Tardis from Doctor Who floating in space.
March 3, 2024 at 10:41 AM
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Tonight is gonna suck.
Five D&D miniatures on a dry erase table map, each occupying one square that is equivalent to 5-feet-by-5-feet, facing an Ancient Red Dragon with wings spread and whose base is 64 squares.
March 3, 2024 at 12:08 AM
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January 29, 2024 at 3:05 AM
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If you see this, I invite you to post a picture from whatever device you were using without explanation
A real photo of a naked man in a boat straddling a dead shark.
December 26, 2023 at 11:43 PM
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September 23, 2023 at 12:03 AM