I keep having to pinch myself to make sure I'm not dreaming but oh my actual god I got in. And I heard back far earlier than I thought I would.
Don't mind me, just going to be floating on clouds of bats for the next year... 🖤🦇

when you want to write, but your brain is torn between the project that’s mostly for you, and the one that has people actively anticipating the next chapter:

yes, greg abbott is a fucking ass, and this secessionist bullshit is just him getting a larp hard-on again.
Also, I am watching northerners very closely for how they talk about it, bc precedent has left me without trust

I put my phone down to eat dinner and I come back to a skyline full of skydiving babies.
…Alrighty

I haven’t even gotten dressed for work yet and I’m already tired, how is this fair?

Love when my cat pretends to be a rattlesnake, and nips whatever skin he can reach as quickly as possible.
(pay no attention to the crumpled napkin, that was his earlier prey)

huge cat unexpectedly woke me up at 3:30 to remake his food bc he didn’t like it, which was a pain. but then he woke me up again ten minutes ago as usual, and Istg he sat there and watched me take my meds before he would go eat his breakfast.
weird guy. sweet when he wants to be 🖤

in the words of diogenes, BEHOLD A (sixteen pound) MAN!