im liking this because it’s funny, not because of the plastic bag full of loose m-80s on my porch. for legal purposes.

oh you’re talking about love bombing. i get it now. well that’s probably not a good thing to do. maybe not how we would usually think of it but also it does sound like it.

i used to ask myself this all the time because how do they not know making things up at confession is the funniest thing you can ever do, ever

and very good at it, might i add

that actually takes a lot more willpower than i have. im just a bitch to anyone i dont like.

i didn’t realize it is that way. i’ve had it painted to me so differently, and thought of even taking up that 2nd generation dual citizenship. ill definitely need to learn more on the subject.

fortunately this isn’t universal for all ethnic germans

https://bsky.app/profile/raelogix.bsky.social/post/3kcrf5l6dik2a

i have one sister who is 6’4”, and another who is 5’1”. it’s funny to see them stand next to each other.

the tall one got into duke on a volleyball scholarship, now works at the house of blues; and the shorter one was a navy ABE. it’s funny to me. i’m right in the middle at 5’10”.

well, it’s official: amy schumer truly is an abhorrent person that doesn’t deserve the influence and support she gets.

not because of misogynistic treatment she has received, because she actually *is* the gross person people have been saying.

i’m part ashkenazi, and my grandpa & family had to flee and refuge to america in 1932 as a child; i’m sure you can imagine why.

then he joined the army in 1939 and literally killed nazis. it runs in my blood.

the fact ppl believe any genocide, ever, is acceptable- fucking abhorrent. free palestine