I went for a walk the other day and I found a good stick so I brought it home. Grandpa found it today and asked where it came from. I told him and he said I got a problem and I said no, I got a stick!

While discussing change in Canada, I said "Thank you, Justin" and I meant Bieber.

At Service Canada and overheard someone answer "Jeff" when asked their name.
"With a J or a G?"
"DO I LOOK LIKE A GEE-OFF TO YOU?!"

Are robots going to be transphobic because they only know binary?

What's so United about those States?

The new chapter of Uncloseted Comedy continues with our first show of 2025!
Join us on the 1st Saturday of each month!

Hosted by Uncloseted producer and returning Wellander, Rae Lockdust
Featuring Brick David and Alice Rose
Headlined by local legend Levi Mann

If you’re telling people things are so bad that there’s no time to talk about their hobbies and interests and little joys, it turns out you DO have time for a hobby: being an insufferable douche.