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If god loved you, you’d be attractive
June 27, 2025 at 5:54 AM
If god loved you, you’d be attractive
but what if I actually AM le tired?
June 24, 2025 at 11:07 PM
but what if I actually AM le tired?
Every mom needs their childless friend that takes care of their husband.
April 5, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Every mom needs their childless friend that takes care of their husband.
I’ve never milked a cow, but I have torn open a boxed wine and squeezed every last drop out of the bag.
March 28, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I’ve never milked a cow, but I have torn open a boxed wine and squeezed every last drop out of the bag.
The president has announced that it’s a federal crime for my phone to unlock when I feel ugly
March 12, 2025 at 6:04 AM
The president has announced that it’s a federal crime for my phone to unlock when I feel ugly
Teen Mom: The Next Chapter? Oh, you mean “Just Moms Now?”
January 30, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Teen Mom: The Next Chapter? Oh, you mean “Just Moms Now?”
I’d be less dehydrated if filling water bottles wasn’t so BORINGGG GAAHHHD
January 10, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I’d be less dehydrated if filling water bottles wasn’t so BORINGGG GAAHHHD
I have anxiety disorder but I prefer to call it “foreseen circumstances”
January 3, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I have anxiety disorder but I prefer to call it “foreseen circumstances”
Starting the year off with a renewed anger for whoever categorized Severance as “dark comedy.” Amazing show. Nothing comedic about it.
January 1, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Starting the year off with a renewed anger for whoever categorized Severance as “dark comedy.” Amazing show. Nothing comedic about it.
Fire me, I dare you. I don’t think my father, Mr. Shareholder, would be too pleased to hear about this.
December 28, 2024 at 6:09 AM
Fire me, I dare you. I don’t think my father, Mr. Shareholder, would be too pleased to hear about this.
Shazam but for which which one of my neighbor’s furnaces is about to explode
December 10, 2024 at 6:59 PM
Shazam but for which which one of my neighbor’s furnaces is about to explode
How do I fix my algorithm here? The c@t and n@true photos are too pure. Nihilists need apply.
December 5, 2024 at 6:35 AM
How do I fix my algorithm here? The c@t and n@true photos are too pure. Nihilists need apply.
I have reverse personality dysmorphia which means I believe everyone is in love with me.
December 4, 2024 at 5:58 PM
I have reverse personality dysmorphia which means I believe everyone is in love with me.
Reason number 862 to not have children: hanging on to this for 30 years before emotionally giving it back so they can throw it away instead
December 3, 2024 at 3:54 AM
Reason number 862 to not have children: hanging on to this for 30 years before emotionally giving it back so they can throw it away instead
It may look like I’m decorating for Christmas but it’s alllll part of the plan to prove to boyf that big light is evil
December 3, 2024 at 3:45 AM
It may look like I’m decorating for Christmas but it’s alllll part of the plan to prove to boyf that big light is evil
Instead of saying “Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk” after a rant, I will be signing off with “Thank you for visiting the end of my rope” until further notice.
December 2, 2024 at 4:34 PM
Instead of saying “Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk” after a rant, I will be signing off with “Thank you for visiting the end of my rope” until further notice.
NFL fans think they’re so manly and then the announcers say shit like “he’s probing deep in the end zone” and “look at that gaping hole.”
December 1, 2024 at 6:27 PM
NFL fans think they’re so manly and then the announcers say shit like “he’s probing deep in the end zone” and “look at that gaping hole.”
It is truly unfortunate how funny I am when I’m hanging on by a thread.
November 24, 2024 at 6:19 AM
It is truly unfortunate how funny I am when I’m hanging on by a thread.
I just think we should start calling his cabinet picks his “next ex cabinet.” No one is making it longer than a year at BEST.
November 21, 2024 at 5:56 AM
I just think we should start calling his cabinet picks his “next ex cabinet.” No one is making it longer than a year at BEST.
As my first post on Bluesky I am choosing to share this. I have no regrets.
It was the Busta Rhymes
It was the Wusta Rhymes
It was the Wusta Rhymes
November 21, 2024 at 5:47 AM
As my first post on Bluesky I am choosing to share this. I have no regrets.