Threads doesn’t like my post.

Everyone deserves peace, especially the pacifists.

The document pertains to Tobias Pero, grandfather of Ebenezer D. Bassett, and includes information verifying his military service during the Revolutionary War.

Those poor generals. This is the most demoralizing pep talk ever.

He pulled top brass from the field to declare war on beards.

Oh, wait, I get it. This is so we can afford medical treatment after the military uses “full force” on us, right?

I’m so confused. This isn’t The Onion? This is his actual account?

We’re doomed.