Imagine using the app and having feautures such as a loading screen

You can…. Be both?

Using the annoying kid voice saying like “I hope you drop the soap in the shower and get it up your butt. Your grades might have been good in school but in prison you’ll only get the D.” and stuff like that, just making very inappropriate jokes for the topic

He wrote his own for my friend and was like making a joke out of it and trying to be funny and humorous about rape and abuse and stuff and it pissed me off so much but I couldn’t say anything but like wtf

Okay but I also HATE those people who use things as an excuse, you ever meet someone who’s like ”i have anxiety that means I’m physically incapable of doing anything for myself” or “I’m depressed so I get what I want” etc

Damn I cuss a lot…

Damns not even a curse word tho

Fun story: the first time I found out about april fools when I was like 8, me and my brother were going to prank our sister by removing the piece of plywood that covered the big hole in the middle of our “treehouse” and put a carpet over it so she’d fall through, but my brother walked in himself

Hmm maybe it wouldn’t work because I’d fall in my own trap…

I’d ring a bell and point inside the box

My girlfriend :3

oomf has experienced the pain of a thousand lifetimes

It’s different now

oh no way me too!! only not cuz I prefer it (though let’s be honest I probably do) but because my school doesn’t have a marching band…

Ooh you’re in a marching band?

Yay!!! ❤️❤️❤️

Hon ):

dont argue with me. :3

I’m afraid you might be wrong miss