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Not to undercut Jamelle because it's a good joke and I trust he came up with it independently, but the "JD got traded/sold for percs" trope has actually been floating around for a bit.
February 10, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Not to undercut Jamelle because it's a good joke and I trust he came up with it independently, but the "JD got traded/sold for percs" trope has actually been floating around for a bit.
How dare you speak precisely the truth at me.
October 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
How dare you speak precisely the truth at me.
This is the car we all want that Big Auto refuses to make
October 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
This is the car we all want that Big Auto refuses to make
My brain, at full volume, literally every time I read or hear the surname:
October 1, 2025 at 8:53 PM
My brain, at full volume, literally every time I read or hear the surname:
also love to work this line into any rambling story I tell
October 1, 2025 at 8:46 PM
also love to work this line into any rambling story I tell
works just as well with any proper noun - the more obscure, the better - or entirely on its own apropos of nothing
October 1, 2025 at 8:43 PM
works just as well with any proper noun - the more obscure, the better - or entirely on its own apropos of nothing
I sense an imminent deletion, so for posterity:
September 29, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I sense an imminent deletion, so for posterity:
Many people scrolling across this post may reasonably assume that image has been altered, but I assure you the reality is even worse.
September 29, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Many people scrolling across this post may reasonably assume that image has been altered, but I assure you the reality is even worse.
relitigating the defining issue of our times
September 28, 2025 at 7:03 PM
relitigating the defining issue of our times
As it happens, 48 is how old Bill Belichick was when Jordon Hudson was born.
September 2, 2025 at 3:27 AM
As it happens, 48 is how old Bill Belichick was when Jordon Hudson was born.
real patriots tough it out
March 12, 2025 at 7:30 AM
real patriots tough it out
This reminded me of how the Tres Hombres LP has one of the best gatefold images of all time.
March 5, 2025 at 9:31 PM
This reminded me of how the Tres Hombres LP has one of the best gatefold images of all time.
When they burned the Library of Alexandria the crowd cheered in horrible joy. They understood that there was something older than wisdom, and it was fire, and something truer than words, and it was ashes.
February 16, 2025 at 1:20 AM
When they burned the Library of Alexandria the crowd cheered in horrible joy. They understood that there was something older than wisdom, and it was fire, and something truer than words, and it was ashes.
Kendrick said "tryna strike a chord and it's probably A MINOR" and Ted caught a stray
February 10, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Kendrick said "tryna strike a chord and it's probably A MINOR" and Ted caught a stray
So basically a "doesn't matter, had snu-snu" situation.
January 30, 2025 at 11:52 PM
So basically a "doesn't matter, had snu-snu" situation.
@kenwhite.bsky.social's evergreen Law of Goats
January 24, 2025 at 2:30 PM
@kenwhite.bsky.social's evergreen Law of Goats
[deep breath]
"HIPPOPOTAMUUUUUUUS"
"HIPPOPOTAMUUUUUUUS"
January 24, 2025 at 4:21 AM
[deep breath]
"HIPPOPOTAMUUUUUUUS"
"HIPPOPOTAMUUUUUUUS"