I'm fucking obsessed with the moon

what every writers workshop leader doesn't know is that when I demonstrate "strong voice" I'm actually just channeling the voice of every fanfiction writer I've ever read

yesterday someone asked me what I do after work if I don't watch tv and it's like bro what the fuck do you do during work if you don't have two men head over heels in love with each other to think about???? do you just like not have thoughts while you're working?????

follow up question: I shouldn't be offended when I see straight women right

I shouldn't be offended when I see tiktoks of straight women singing pink pony club right

is it just me or do walnuts taste like cardboard

oh how I've missed having original thoughts and then broadcasting them to people who don't give a flying fuck 👍🏾

if I drink ~3 teabags worth of tea every day, approximately how many microplastics do we think I have contained in my body? responses will be accepted in the form of powers of 10 only.

there really is a special freedom to posting on an app where you have exactly 0 followers

as punishment for taking this long to join bluesky, I shall be digging deep into the recesses of my brain and locating every single goddamn thought I've had since twitter went to shit and forcing it onto this app, regardless of how unoriginal each thought is

and to prove to you all that I'm completely insane (I have zero followers on this app), I'll count for you the number of times I've googled "aroused synonym" in the last month

so like where are we at on the concept of speaking about your own characters (fictional people that you thought of in your head) like they're real people? not socially acceptable yet?