Foot got stuck in the turf and his ankle went a direction it shouldn’t have

Ffs what’d he say now

My first half dozen-ish winters here were miserable and then I got a proper coat that covered my ass and I’ve been good since

Depends on your definition

I feel like there’s evidence to support this

Tempted to go try and dig up a clip of the old Ticket theme for him

oh no

watch me

There are SO MANY other ways to effectively fight the the fucking right than screaming into the social media void and making yourself feel as awful as these dickheads actually are. They want to exhaust you here so you feel helpless everywhere else. Fuck them. Conserve your joy, online and off.

that's too many layers

omg jess

You love a good putter more than just about anything else, though

Oh I wish I knew about this two weeks ago