Staring at the peach fuzz on my face waiting for a mf beard like 🤡🤡

Asking if they like pop sockets before telling them my hips pop in bed🤪

If you ever wanna know W H Y I’d chose the bear, just take a look at Mary Vincent.

I’m nobody’s emergency contact because I’m usually the emergency 😮‍💨

Here is a nice mushroom

I cannot wait to get my name changed. I’m so tired of going to all these doctors and pharmacists and just telling them my name is ~deadname~ and just. Cringing. It makes me fucking crawl out of my skin every time.

If anyone wants to send me $20 for snacks I’ll show them my cool boobie tattoos LMAO

Did you read y/n fics as a teenager to feel love or are you normal

I’m not coming out of my cage and I’m damn sure not doing just fine