Dani Sjärnevikka
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radiohoax.bsky.social
Dani Sjärnevikka
@radiohoax.bsky.social
New music blog - https://radiohoax.ghost.io/. Also handmade things, trees and streams. Anti Nazis and disgusted that's a thing that needs to be said. She/her
Ok maybe this would suit me as a career option
The two hardest problems in Computer Science are:

1. Getting up in the morning
2. Going to bed at a reasonable time
December 26, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Anxiety level: dropped my shampoo so hard that not only did the bottle cap split into two pieces, but one lodged itself sideways in the plug hole
December 22, 2025 at 11:01 AM
For those of you too cool to use Instagram - I made a 'driving home for Christmas' playlist. open.spotify.com/playlist/36x...
Xmas
open.spotify.com
December 20, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Statistically speaking, any piece of music created by humans was much more likely to have been before the pop charts than after. But how many of those do you hear regularly?
December 20, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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grimch
December 19, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Have managed to corral the card-making stuff back into just one room. However the ribbon and glue dots have now been joined by felt, feathers, a sketchbook and the Christmas cross-stitch patterns. Buttons, sequins and glitter also peer out hopefully from their corner. I'm going to bed to escape it
December 16, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Started writing something. Well it get finished? Watch this space I guess
December 15, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Hey Bluesky I was reading that... (discover is still impossible to use left handed)
December 15, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Jabbering inanely about dehumidifiers during a flat inspection and I've no idea if that was appropriate 'small talk', or if the person from the agency has gone away thinking I'm a lunatic.

Feel like I'm the subject of a @thedailytism.com article rn #autistic
December 3, 2025 at 11:22 AM
End of year approaches, what round ups do I do. Could probably pull together an albums of the year, but there'd definitely be stuff missing. Singles list is over 200, and has the benefit of already existing to whittle down. Maybe just pull a few things off that for ones to watch next year
November 28, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Wondering if I need a brolly just to get to the car #Sheffield
November 28, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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Cats are immensely helpful. Ask nicely and they'll lighten your burden helping out with your Christmas decorating.

😸😹😻

#cats #helpful #adorable #littlehelpers
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
You're a fucking tame crowd, Sheffield
November 23, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Hey look it's me!
Daily bunny no.3140 really wanted that cookie
November 16, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Still can't navigate this cursed app without it scrolling in directions I didn't intend
November 12, 2025 at 5:19 PM
And we're still 6 weeks off midwinter...
November 8, 2025 at 12:54 PM
While I have no quarrel against how they're planning to spend this money - someone's gotta explain what I pay council tax for
#Sheffield citizens will be able to invest in local projects to help tackle climate breakdown from December, the council have announced.

The first round of climate bonds will aim to raise £1 million for solar panels on schools – and anyone can invest from as little as £5.

✍️ @sammgreg.bsky.social
Sheffield citizens to be offered chance to invest in local climate projects by end of 2025, starting at just £5
The first round of Local Climate Bonds will aim to raise £1 million, and could fund projects from renewable energy installation to electric vehicle infrastructure.
nowthenmagazine.com
November 6, 2025 at 6:17 PM
The last thing I need after a whole weekend drinking is my mother reminding me how disappointed she is by my lifestyle choices
November 2, 2025 at 7:11 PM
TIL I'm a demonic presence and my future is dull
November 1, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Imagine if instead of eating all the dodos, we'd farmed them like chicken
November 1, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Best part of a rock show on Halloween is trying to guess who's in costume, and who would dress like that regardless
October 31, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Cats on Guard Duty
October 30, 2025 at 1:43 PM
As someone who couldn't swallow pills as a child so had to have soluble asprin for painkillers - I can 100% rule out any link between paracetamol and my autism
"Nigel Farage has refused to rule out a link between paracetamol and autism" is the lead item on LBC News.

Why?

Why?

He's not a doctor, he's not an expert, he's not a Minister, he's not the PM, he's not the opposition. Why is his bullshit the most important item on the news?

Why?
September 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
My suspicion that this was an inside job designed to martyr him is only growing
I’m not saying Britain has gone entirely batshit crazy but a Reform councillor in Wales has just stormed out of a local Torfaen Council meeting in Gwent because it failed to acknowledge the killing of a man in America.

In other news, Britain has gone entirely batshit crazy.
September 18, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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Appalled to see this image of Donald Trump and the convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein projected onto Windsor Castle.

Please... for the love of all that is good, do not share it on all your social media channels... because it simply wouldn't be done to remind the world of the association
September 17, 2025 at 6:56 AM