"Sparks, can I marry people?"
February 2, 2026 at 8:11 PM
"Sparks, can I marry people?"
"Ope" is what many Minnesotans say instead of, "excuse me," or, "pardon me," when they bump past you in a crowded situation. A bit of a shibboleth, I guess.
January 23, 2026 at 11:50 PM
"Ope" is what many Minnesotans say instead of, "excuse me," or, "pardon me," when they bump past you in a crowded situation. A bit of a shibboleth, I guess.
Just wait until your kid is asking Santa for a glitter-covered recorder 🪈🪈🪈
December 11, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Just wait until your kid is asking Santa for a glitter-covered recorder 🪈🪈🪈
Really bummed out that Nordic Theory means this and isn't a mathrock group formed by some cross-country skiing buddies from Trondheim.
December 10, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Really bummed out that Nordic Theory means this and isn't a mathrock group formed by some cross-country skiing buddies from Trondheim.
"No almanac for me, I hyperfixated on that stuff for a prodigious amount of time."
November 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
"No almanac for me, I hyperfixated on that stuff for a prodigious amount of time."
Maybe it's a (not well executed) tribute to Prince.
November 5, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Maybe it's a (not well executed) tribute to Prince.
Love that he fired the very experienced head of the FBI office in Utah one month ago.
September 12, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Love that he fired the very experienced head of the FBI office in Utah one month ago.
Love the Memorial Sword Garden in 13 Assassins.
September 6, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Love the Memorial Sword Garden in 13 Assassins.
I remember _frequently_ saying, "I am not trying to rob you! I am trying to help you!" to a very skeptical toddler.
August 26, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I remember _frequently_ saying, "I am not trying to rob you! I am trying to help you!" to a very skeptical toddler.
Someone hit the Randomized Face button in a Souls game character creator too many times.
July 9, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Someone hit the Randomized Face button in a Souls game character creator too many times.
I used to run with a pretty tough gang when I was younger.
The Gang:
The Gang:
June 23, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I used to run with a pretty tough gang when I was younger.
The Gang:
The Gang:
Meanwhile, Turabian remains the leader of the Armenian church
May 8, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Meanwhile, Turabian remains the leader of the Armenian church
Three if you count Vienna, South Dakota, although they pronounce it as VIE-enna.
May 5, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Three if you count Vienna, South Dakota, although they pronounce it as VIE-enna.
Not that we need to be fair to the Dakotas, but something like 80% of their combined population is farther east than the westernmost point of Minnesota.
May 2, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Not that we need to be fair to the Dakotas, but something like 80% of their combined population is farther east than the westernmost point of Minnesota.
You say that like Santorini and Saint Paul are not identical biomes.
April 30, 2025 at 10:37 PM
You say that like Santorini and Saint Paul are not identical biomes.
Um fuckin' Ya Ya!
April 10, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Um fuckin' Ya Ya!
One of, if not THE most powerful soporific.
March 26, 2025 at 6:18 PM
One of, if not THE most powerful soporific.
"Nothing is fucked? The plane has crashed into the god damned mountain!"
February 2, 2025 at 5:04 AM
"Nothing is fucked? The plane has crashed into the god damned mountain!"
And, depending on how hungry the local selachian population is, shark relief as well.
January 8, 2025 at 4:04 PM
And, depending on how hungry the local selachian population is, shark relief as well.