"Driving" into a ditch? How about careening on two wheels, tweaked up on crystal meth, aimlessly firing a pistol out the window, blaring Kid Rock through blown speakers, naked, into a toxic waste pond...again?

It really isn't half--closer to a third--but they're really, really noisy (and smugly ignorant). *sigh*

Soooo glad I never have to grade another paper or score another exam!

• An artist needs more than just one brush or a single color of paint.
• A gardener uses many tools to help things grow.
• These things, like you, bring me joy.
• This thing is @#$%ing cool! Watch this!

Okay...maybe NOT the last one....

Good catch! I've reached a point where I no longer get sunburn, I go straight to basal cell carcinoma! I've had so many things sliced off, frozen off, and nuked off, I've lost count. Wouldn't it be something if it turned out RF exposure played a role? Naahh!

Much, much neater than my shack! No, really.