I just want it to be consistently decent weather for, like, three days. It’s so close to Chaco sandal weather, but not quite enough and I’m TIRED of shoes!!

These dawgs need to be FREE.

Lock in? Again? In THIS economy? When will it END—

After working in jobs that literally required me to be at the workplace, I still can’t comprehend that I now work at an organization where I actually CAN work from home.

Anyways, it’s -20 outside and I am ECSTATIC that I don’t have to go outside for anything today.

If I had a nickel for every time I’ve been a part of an era where TikTok’s had close calls in being banned for “safety concerns”, I’d have three nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s pretty weird that it’s happened three times.

[slaps this new account like it’s a new car and I’m a car salesman]

This bad boy is gonna be able to fit so many shitposts in here.