goob
@radicaldirt.bsky.social
they/he
this is a real picture of me btw
this is a real picture of me btw
the results are in- i am a bad friend
May 25, 2025 at 11:50 PM
the results are in- i am a bad friend
part of my arm is deeply swollen bc i didn’t wear an arm guard to archery BUT i’m doing a really good job shooting considering it’s been two months
May 8, 2025 at 12:11 AM
part of my arm is deeply swollen bc i didn’t wear an arm guard to archery BUT i’m doing a really good job shooting considering it’s been two months
if there is one thing i’ve learned from hegel it is that there is always another opp
May 7, 2025 at 2:26 AM
if there is one thing i’ve learned from hegel it is that there is always another opp
everyone keeps talking about me and my charisma today? i’ve walked by so many people who have said “he is rizzin”….. guys i have a partner, please cool it…..
April 20, 2025 at 4:23 PM
everyone keeps talking about me and my charisma today? i’ve walked by so many people who have said “he is rizzin”….. guys i have a partner, please cool it…..
b. c., or as i like to call it, “presus christ”
April 8, 2025 at 9:55 PM
b. c., or as i like to call it, “presus christ”
“you’re like if a minion was bisexual” -riley
April 4, 2025 at 11:40 PM
“you’re like if a minion was bisexual” -riley
did an april fool’s joke on our cats (told them i was giving them a little cream cheese when it was whipped cream)
April 2, 2025 at 12:01 AM
did an april fool’s joke on our cats (told them i was giving them a little cream cheese when it was whipped cream)
was at a party and would love to ask: how do y’all stay up this late
March 29, 2025 at 3:09 AM
was at a party and would love to ask: how do y’all stay up this late
we as a society have surpassed the need for black ice scented air fresheners for cars
March 22, 2025 at 6:28 PM
we as a society have surpassed the need for black ice scented air fresheners for cars
john denver should have played the riddler
March 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
john denver should have played the riddler
i love sorry about your penis by smash mouth- it sounds like elevator music and makes fun of toxic masculinity, no notes
March 13, 2025 at 1:06 PM
i love sorry about your penis by smash mouth- it sounds like elevator music and makes fun of toxic masculinity, no notes
i often imagine myself singing a song relevant to my experiences in a cutaway scene like glee
March 11, 2025 at 1:27 PM
i often imagine myself singing a song relevant to my experiences in a cutaway scene like glee
thinking about denise twin peaks again
March 11, 2025 at 1:19 PM
thinking about denise twin peaks again
wearing ripped jeans today very gaga coded
March 9, 2025 at 4:29 PM
wearing ripped jeans today very gaga coded
leaving my apartment for a great quest (getting a matcha lemonade)
March 8, 2025 at 9:08 PM
leaving my apartment for a great quest (getting a matcha lemonade)
thinking abt becoming catholic
March 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM
thinking abt becoming catholic
just heard someone say something FUCKED UP about massachusetts …..
March 8, 2025 at 3:22 AM
just heard someone say something FUCKED UP about massachusetts …..
shot a mongolian horse bow and an english longbow tonight
February 27, 2025 at 3:14 AM
shot a mongolian horse bow and an english longbow tonight
in case anybody’s wondering how i’m doing, it’s already 12:30 and i haven’t even made a to do list for my workday
February 26, 2025 at 6:33 PM
in case anybody’s wondering how i’m doing, it’s already 12:30 and i haven’t even made a to do list for my workday
asking myself important questions tonight such as “what would escape (the piña colada song) sound like if it were written today”?
February 26, 2025 at 1:50 AM
asking myself important questions tonight such as “what would escape (the piña colada song) sound like if it were written today”?
it is a cruel joke that the only hair gel i’ve found that i like irritates my skin :/
February 22, 2025 at 1:15 AM
it is a cruel joke that the only hair gel i’ve found that i like irritates my skin :/
gonna watch so much x files this morning
February 20, 2025 at 1:49 PM
gonna watch so much x files this morning
i love acting as a jungle gym for my cat
February 18, 2025 at 11:47 PM
i love acting as a jungle gym for my cat