RadicalBender
radicalbender.bsky.social
RadicalBender
@radicalbender.bsky.social
𝙵𝚎𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗’ 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚎.
Who do I talk to about calling today “Orange Thursday” for history books?
April 3, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Minnie the Moocher has a million dollars worth of nickels and dimes and she sat around and counted them a million times.

Anyways, if you assumed all dimes at a rate of 10 dimes/sec, by the time she was finally done, the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone would’ve been safe for about 6,000 years.
February 4, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Can confirm, that’s exactly what they did. We all just grew up with a shame complex because we couldn’t manufacture dopamine. If only we’d had the confidence of a boy who grew up to become a mediocre football coach turned Congressional stooge to put short sell orders on pharma companies.
Senator Tommy Tuberville: We have an attention deficit problem in this country. Attention deficit — when you or I were growing up — our parents didn’t use a drug they used a belt.
January 31, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Alright, but this is the last time. If this falls to the fascists, I quit.
January 8, 2025 at 5:27 AM