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It’s a chive!
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Dogs, raspberries, occasionally a chive
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splooter and cuter
a small grey dog, looking a little glam rock and like a hot mess, splooting next to a very floofy black dog that is just hanging out being majestic AF
June 21, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Without downloading where u at
A Luigi with the caption “you called?”
February 4, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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Meme of two cats, one looking judgy and the other looking blasted, outside in the snow trying to enter the presumably warm house
January 24, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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I have a winner
A Texas vanity license plate that says MRS 6969
January 15, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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Traitor to the working class
Announcement of a comp lit class at UCLA quote first in Humanities division to use UCLA-developed AI system unquote
December 9, 2024 at 1:48 AM
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Side eye majesty
A furry black dog giving slight side eye while looking cute and utterly sly, owning the world with canine majesty
November 8, 2024 at 4:10 AM
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Timeline cleanse— I repeat timeline cleanse yourself by playing “which of these is the greatest dog” game. Right answers only
A floofy black dog stretches out and behind his floofy tail peaks out a toe he floofy dog with a little raccoon face
September 20, 2024 at 3:06 AM
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Behind every great dog is another great dog
Very floofy black dog stretches and in the background a compact grey floofy raccoon-ish looking dog peaks out from behind
September 19, 2024 at 2:07 AM
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this dog is a video unto themself
A black furry dog moving so fast as to be no more than a blur over the thick green grass that the dogginess doth ride like the wind. Also with bone in mouth
September 12, 2024 at 5:11 AM
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Yeah i sploot, and?
A little dog with a raccoon face and a big tail who is splooting looks a bit affronted
September 9, 2024 at 1:51 AM
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Timeline cleanse: Dog with sun
A furry black dog, his front paws looking awfully dainty, dozing on a wood floor with bright sun in the background.
September 1, 2024 at 9:04 PM
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I love your cats, but I’m gonna raise you by two dogs
Two dogs, one black and very fluffy, the other one bigger and golden, and they are touching paws and just hanging out being frens
August 11, 2024 at 2:30 AM
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Is it Jaws or is it Airplane?
A bunch of white dudes in suits looking self-impressed walk forward on pavement. Behind them lurks a massive grey machine with steely eyes. I haven’t felt this awful since we watched that Ronald Reagan film
August 7, 2024 at 11:49 PM
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Motion to dismiss
A dog with a lot of hair that is black, and maybe hooman didn’t groom him well, so he is panting a bit and there is just a lot of hair happening, send
August 3, 2024 at 12:39 AM
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timeline cleanse: hot dog
A black and very hairy dog—so hairy he breaks vacuum cleaners and so smiley he clearly enjoys breaking roombas—pants and looks very cute, even distinguished, maybe is thinking about the cats he chase today
August 2, 2024 at 1:28 AM
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Memers, please work your magic
Nigel Farage in a crowd next to a dyed blond yuppie getting donked by a milkshake thrown by a dyed blond young woman. The milkshake arcs like a serpents tongue
June 5, 2024 at 3:13 AM