Love this composition!!!

Good for you. I've been trying to live more in the real world too.

Incredible how modern this feels

Money erodes the email part of the brain first

The higher up and richer they are, the less coherent their emails are. I've received a 1 word email from a billionaire boss, no context.

I also got diagnosed twice with bad anemia instead of my suspected Long Covid but I have bad news: I took a bunch of iron and no longer have anemia but I still have Long Covid.

It's too late, I've already depicted myself as the superior Round and Moral Goblin and you as the Sniveling Flat and Evil Goblin

I'm glad you posted about this, I had quit watching halfway through the pilot but I gave it another chance after seeing your tweets and yeah, you weren't kidding.

I just find that people with low hairlines are rarely self conscious about it but people with even middle or high hairlines are even though imo those are the cuter superior hairlines to have so I always let them know that at least one person thinks they're cuter

I have literally never looked at the pattern of someone's hairline beyond if it was high or low (i hate low hairlines, sorry to anyone seeing this who may have one)

I've spent a decade with a (lower) middle class wage barely buying treats and I'm still so far from house money. Maybe by my 40s? 🤡

I was looking SO closely at the tooth convinced you had done some kind of cosplay magic thing like wearing a pair of fake teeth over real teeth and then taking one out or something 🙈

Im excited to read the sequel to this where they eat him

Nooooo it sucks, people have complained that I'm too loud my whole life. The only time I've ever been complimented on it was doing theatre in middle school, I was in a school play with no microphones and apparently I was the only one audible during the entire play

To be honest I think I've only ever sang using my diaphragm... I have a naturally super loud voice unfortunately haha