She is such an embarrassment, to Minnesotans, to Minnesota, and to the U.S. Why can't we have an AOC?

Well, I've endured the ire of Red Wings fans and Wild fans, I think I can take it 😆

I grew up in Detroit watching CBC on channel 9, now in StP, my favorite team is somehow still the Leafs, I don't go a day without quoting KITH, & I know the Canadian anthem better than the US one.

What I'm trying to say is I love you, Canada!

Ooooh, so based on how badly he's wielding that chainsaw, I'm thinking a chainsaw accident was the impetus for the botched penis surgery I've heard so much about.

Ugh, he's always so shrieky and strident and hormonal. He shouldn't be seen in public until he stops being so emotional all the time.

Goodnight, dear Hookland.

I mean, I do yell at my phone because of its constant demands for energy, but that's probably because I do in fact need a rest.

I feel like if I wore the last one, I might finally be able to set things on fire with my eyes.