Rachni Dad
@rachnidad.bsky.social
Just an aging brood warrior who enjoys telling dad jokes.
Your daily dose of dad jokes! You have been warned.
-parody Rachni OC account
-SFW
-writer 21+
Your daily dose of dad jokes! You have been warned.
-parody Rachni OC account
-SFW
-writer 21+
Reposted by Rachni Dad
June 11, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Reposted by Rachni Dad
༺ 𝕊𝕔𝕣𝕚𝕓𝕖 𝔼𝕚𝕕𝕠 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕠𝕦𝕤𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕃𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 ༻
༺ 𝕍𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕕 𝔸𝕝𝕝𝕪, 𝔸𝕤𝕤𝕠𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕥𝕖 & ℂ𝕦𝕣𝕚𝕠𝕦𝕤 𝕄𝕀𝕟𝕕 ༻
↻ & ♡?
{ 𝚁𝚞𝚕𝚎𝚜/𝙸𝚗𝚏𝚘 ⇣ }
༺ 𝕍𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕕 𝔸𝕝𝕝𝕪, 𝔸𝕤𝕤𝕠𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕥𝕖 & ℂ𝕦𝕣𝕚𝕠𝕦𝕤 𝕄𝕀𝕟𝕕 ༻
↻ & ♡?
{ 𝚁𝚞𝚕𝚎𝚜/𝙸𝚗𝚏𝚘 ⇣ }
October 22, 2024 at 5:39 AM
༺ 𝕊𝕔𝕣𝕚𝕓𝕖 𝔼𝕚𝕕𝕠 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕠𝕦𝕤𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕃𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 ༻
༺ 𝕍𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕕 𝔸𝕝𝕝𝕪, 𝔸𝕤𝕤𝕠𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕥𝕖 & ℂ𝕦𝕣𝕚𝕠𝕦𝕤 𝕄𝕀𝕟𝕕 ༻
↻ & ♡?
{ 𝚁𝚞𝚕𝚎𝚜/𝙸𝚗𝚏𝚘 ⇣ }
༺ 𝕍𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕕 𝔸𝕝𝕝𝕪, 𝔸𝕤𝕤𝕠𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕥𝕖 & ℂ𝕦𝕣𝕚𝕠𝕦𝕤 𝕄𝕀𝕟𝕕 ༻
↻ & ♡?
{ 𝚁𝚞𝚕𝚎𝚜/𝙸𝚗𝚏𝚘 ⇣ }
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Reposted by Rachni Dad
"Iғ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ɪs ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴀ ʙʀᴀᴠᴇ ɴᴇᴡ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ,
ᴏᴜʀ ɢᴇɴᴇʀᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ɪs ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴀʀᴅᴇsᴛ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ʟɪᴠɪɴɢ ɪɴ ɪᴛ ────"
🌸🌺🌸
|[── ↻ & ♡? ──]|
|[── I̦͇͎ɴ͎̺̙ғ͎͔̘ᴏ̫̝͕/̺̞̻R̪̙̟ᴜ̘͇̪ʟ̦͕̘ᴇ͇͉̟s̪̟͜ ⇣ ──]|
ᴏᴜʀ ɢᴇɴᴇʀᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ɪs ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴀʀᴅᴇsᴛ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ʟɪᴠɪɴɢ ɪɴ ɪᴛ ────"
🌸🌺🌸
|[── ↻ & ♡? ──]|
|[── I̦͇͎ɴ͎̺̙ғ͎͔̘ᴏ̫̝͕/̺̞̻R̪̙̟ᴜ̘͇̪ʟ̦͕̘ᴇ͇͉̟s̪̟͜ ⇣ ──]|
June 2, 2025 at 10:33 PM
"Iғ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ɪs ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴀ ʙʀᴀᴠᴇ ɴᴇᴡ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ,
ᴏᴜʀ ɢᴇɴᴇʀᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ɪs ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴀʀᴅᴇsᴛ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ʟɪᴠɪɴɢ ɪɴ ɪᴛ ────"
🌸🌺🌸
|[── ↻ & ♡? ──]|
|[── I̦͇͎ɴ͎̺̙ғ͎͔̘ᴏ̫̝͕/̺̞̻R̪̙̟ᴜ̘͇̪ʟ̦͕̘ᴇ͇͉̟s̪̟͜ ⇣ ──]|
ᴏᴜʀ ɢᴇɴᴇʀᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ɪs ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴀʀᴅᴇsᴛ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ʟɪᴠɪɴɢ ɪɴ ɪᴛ ────"
🌸🌺🌸
|[── ↻ & ♡? ──]|
|[── I̦͇͎ɴ͎̺̙ғ͎͔̘ᴏ̫̝͕/̺̞̻R̪̙̟ᴜ̘͇̪ʟ̦͕̘ᴇ͇͉̟s̪̟͜ ⇣ ──]|
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❝ As the stardust that made me, so shall I find my own light within. ❞
✦ Sometimes posts OOC
✦ Always SFW, exceptions in DMs
✦ Ships w/ good chemistry
✦ Will match RP style
✦ Casual & serious RP
✦ Friendly
✦ Writer is 18+
#MassEffectRP
#MERP
#Quarian
🔃appreciated!
✦ Sometimes posts OOC
✦ Always SFW, exceptions in DMs
✦ Ships w/ good chemistry
✦ Will match RP style
✦ Casual & serious RP
✦ Friendly
✦ Writer is 18+
#MassEffectRP
#MERP
#Quarian
🔃appreciated!
November 22, 2024 at 5:28 PM
❝ As the stardust that made me, so shall I find my own light within. ❞
✦ Sometimes posts OOC
✦ Always SFW, exceptions in DMs
✦ Ships w/ good chemistry
✦ Will match RP style
✦ Casual & serious RP
✦ Friendly
✦ Writer is 18+
#MassEffectRP
#MERP
#Quarian
🔃appreciated!
✦ Sometimes posts OOC
✦ Always SFW, exceptions in DMs
✦ Ships w/ good chemistry
✦ Will match RP style
✦ Casual & serious RP
✦ Friendly
✦ Writer is 18+
#MassEffectRP
#MERP
#Quarian
🔃appreciated!
Reposted by Rachni Dad
“Now this face is back… why?”
-Not new to RP
-Not new to verse
-Somewhat updated pinned tweet.
- #DoctorWhoRP #MultiversalRP
-Written by @officiallymenow.bsky.social.
-Allons’y, #WritingWebs!
-Not new to RP
-Not new to verse
-Somewhat updated pinned tweet.
- #DoctorWhoRP #MultiversalRP
-Written by @officiallymenow.bsky.social.
-Allons’y, #WritingWebs!
November 25, 2024 at 9:54 PM
“Now this face is back… why?”
-Not new to RP
-Not new to verse
-Somewhat updated pinned tweet.
- #DoctorWhoRP #MultiversalRP
-Written by @officiallymenow.bsky.social.
-Allons’y, #WritingWebs!
-Not new to RP
-Not new to verse
-Somewhat updated pinned tweet.
- #DoctorWhoRP #MultiversalRP
-Written by @officiallymenow.bsky.social.
-Allons’y, #WritingWebs!
Reposted by Rachni Dad
"𝐴𝑠 𝑚𝑢𝑐ℎ 𝑎𝑠 𝑖𝑡 𝑝𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑠 𝑚𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑠𝑎𝑦 𝑖𝑡, 𝐼 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑑𝑖𝑐𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑦𝑜𝑢'𝑑 𝑠𝑢𝑐𝑐𝑒𝑒𝑑.
𝑇𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑚𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑘𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑛𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑠𝑝𝑒𝑎𝑘 𝑜𝑓 𝑖𝑡 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛."
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∞ 𝙸𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚗𝚝 "𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙾𝚛𝚟𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚎" 𝙾𝙲
∞ 𝚂𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜/𝙱𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛/𝙲𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚔
∞ 𝟷𝟾+ 𝙼𝚞𝚗
∞ 𝚂𝙵𝚆
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𝚁𝚞𝚕𝚎𝚜/𝙸𝚗𝚏𝚘 ⇣
↻ & ♡?
𝑇𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑚𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑘𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑛𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑠𝑝𝑒𝑎𝑘 𝑜𝑓 𝑖𝑡 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛."
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∞ 𝙸𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚗𝚝 "𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙾𝚛𝚟𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚎" 𝙾𝙲
∞ 𝚂𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜/𝙱𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛/𝙲𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚔
∞ 𝟷𝟾+ 𝙼𝚞𝚗
∞ 𝚂𝙵𝚆
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𝚁𝚞𝚕𝚎𝚜/𝙸𝚗𝚏𝚘 ⇣
↻ & ♡?
May 10, 2025 at 1:25 PM
"𝐴𝑠 𝑚𝑢𝑐ℎ 𝑎𝑠 𝑖𝑡 𝑝𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑠 𝑚𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑠𝑎𝑦 𝑖𝑡, 𝐼 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑑𝑖𝑐𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑦𝑜𝑢'𝑑 𝑠𝑢𝑐𝑐𝑒𝑒𝑑.
𝑇𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑚𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑘𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑛𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑠𝑝𝑒𝑎𝑘 𝑜𝑓 𝑖𝑡 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛."
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∞ 𝙸𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚗𝚝 "𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙾𝚛𝚟𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚎" 𝙾𝙲
∞ 𝚂𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜/𝙱𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛/𝙲𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚔
∞ 𝟷𝟾+ 𝙼𝚞𝚗
∞ 𝚂𝙵𝚆
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𝚁𝚞𝚕𝚎𝚜/𝙸𝚗𝚏𝚘 ⇣
↻ & ♡?
𝑇𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑚𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑘𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑛𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑠𝑝𝑒𝑎𝑘 𝑜𝑓 𝑖𝑡 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛."
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∞ 𝙸𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚗𝚝 "𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙾𝚛𝚟𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚎" 𝙾𝙲
∞ 𝚂𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜/𝙱𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛/𝙲𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚔
∞ 𝟷𝟾+ 𝙼𝚞𝚗
∞ 𝚂𝙵𝚆
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𝚁𝚞𝚕𝚎𝚜/𝙸𝚗𝚏𝚘 ⇣
↻ & ♡?
"I don't often tell dad jokes, but when I do, he laughs."
December 15, 2024 at 1:24 PM
"I don't often tell dad jokes, but when I do, he laughs."
Reposted by Rachni Dad
"Why did the coffee taste like dirt? Because it was ground just a few minutes ago."
#rachnidad #dadjokes
#rachnidad #dadjokes
October 21, 2024 at 1:06 AM
"Why did the coffee taste like dirt? Because it was ground just a few minutes ago."
#rachnidad #dadjokes
#rachnidad #dadjokes
"Not much flavour, but it was 'ice' and soothing on my throat."
"What did it taste like though?"
October 21, 2024 at 1:02 AM
"Not much flavour, but it was 'ice' and soothing on my throat."
October 18, 2024 at 8:24 AM
Reposted by Rachni Dad
“𝙱𝚎𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚖𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜, 𝚗𝚎𝚌𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 ⋯
⋯ 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚝𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚜𝚝∙”
↻ & ♡?
{ 𝚁𝚞𝚕𝚎𝚜/𝙸𝚗𝚏𝚘 ⇣ }
⋯ 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚝𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚜𝚝∙”
↻ & ♡?
{ 𝚁𝚞𝚕𝚎𝚜/𝙸𝚗𝚏𝚘 ⇣ }
October 17, 2024 at 5:23 PM
“𝙱𝚎𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚖𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜, 𝚗𝚎𝚌𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 ⋯
⋯ 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚝𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚜𝚝∙”
↻ & ♡?
{ 𝚁𝚞𝚕𝚎𝚜/𝙸𝚗𝚏𝚘 ⇣ }
⋯ 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚝𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚜𝚝∙”
↻ & ♡?
{ 𝚁𝚞𝚕𝚎𝚜/𝙸𝚗𝚏𝚘 ⇣ }
Reposted by Rachni Dad
“...𝙿𝚎𝚛𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚊 𝚋𝚒𝚝 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝙴𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚏𝚒𝚣𝚣?”
༺ 𝔼𝕔𝕙𝕠, 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕧𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕘 ℝ𝕒𝕞𝕖𝕟 𝕧𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕠𝕣 ༻
༺ 𝕆𝕡𝕖𝕟 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕤𝕤 𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕒𝕔𝕣𝕠𝕤𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝔼𝔻ℤ 𝕒𝕟𝕕 ℂ𝕠𝕤𝕞𝕠𝕕𝕣𝕠𝕞𝕖 ༻
↻ & ♡?
{ 𝚁𝚞𝚕𝚎𝚜/𝙸𝚗𝚏𝚘 ⇣ }
༺ 𝔼𝕔𝕙𝕠, 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕧𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕘 ℝ𝕒𝕞𝕖𝕟 𝕧𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕠𝕣 ༻
༺ 𝕆𝕡𝕖𝕟 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕤𝕤 𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕒𝕔𝕣𝕠𝕤𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝔼𝔻ℤ 𝕒𝕟𝕕 ℂ𝕠𝕤𝕞𝕠𝕕𝕣𝕠𝕞𝕖 ༻
↻ & ♡?
{ 𝚁𝚞𝚕𝚎𝚜/𝙸𝚗𝚏𝚘 ⇣ }
October 17, 2024 at 7:21 PM
“...𝙿𝚎𝚛𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚊 𝚋𝚒𝚝 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝙴𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚏𝚒𝚣𝚣?”
༺ 𝔼𝕔𝕙𝕠, 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕧𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕘 ℝ𝕒𝕞𝕖𝕟 𝕧𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕠𝕣 ༻
༺ 𝕆𝕡𝕖𝕟 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕤𝕤 𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕒𝕔𝕣𝕠𝕤𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝔼𝔻ℤ 𝕒𝕟𝕕 ℂ𝕠𝕤𝕞𝕠𝕕𝕣𝕠𝕞𝕖 ༻
↻ & ♡?
{ 𝚁𝚞𝚕𝚎𝚜/𝙸𝚗𝚏𝚘 ⇣ }
༺ 𝔼𝕔𝕙𝕠, 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕧𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕘 ℝ𝕒𝕞𝕖𝕟 𝕧𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕠𝕣 ༻
༺ 𝕆𝕡𝕖𝕟 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕤𝕤 𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕒𝕔𝕣𝕠𝕤𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝔼𝔻ℤ 𝕒𝕟𝕕 ℂ𝕠𝕤𝕞𝕠𝕕𝕣𝕠𝕞𝕖 ༻
↻ & ♡?
{ 𝚁𝚞𝚕𝚎𝚜/𝙸𝚗𝚏𝚘 ⇣ }
Reposted by Rachni Dad
"𝚆𝚑𝚘'𝚜 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛 𝙰𝚂𝚂 𝚔𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚍?!?!?!"
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October 17, 2024 at 10:57 PM
"𝚆𝚑𝚘'𝚜 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛 𝙰𝚂𝚂 𝚔𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚍?!?!?!"
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"Why did the picture go to jail?
-Because it was framed!"
-Because it was framed!"
April 16, 2024 at 11:32 AM
"Why did the picture go to jail?
-Because it was framed!"
-Because it was framed!"
"I'm very pleased with my new fridge magnet.
So far I've got 12 fridges!"
So far I've got 12 fridges!"
March 25, 2024 at 12:12 AM
"I'm very pleased with my new fridge magnet.
So far I've got 12 fridges!"
So far I've got 12 fridges!"
"How do you deal with a fear of spped bumps?
- you slowly get over it!"
- you slowly get over it!"
March 21, 2024 at 9:21 AM
"How do you deal with a fear of spped bumps?
- you slowly get over it!"
- you slowly get over it!"
"What isthe difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?
-Attire!"
#rachnidad #dadjokes
-Attire!"
#rachnidad #dadjokes
March 7, 2024 at 11:00 AM
"What isthe difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?
-Attire!"
#rachnidad #dadjokes
-Attire!"
#rachnidad #dadjokes
// sorry for my absence the past few days. I've been sick and am exhausted from trying to fight it off.
Don't worry though, more terrible dad jokes are incoming!
Don't worry though, more terrible dad jokes are incoming!
March 7, 2024 at 10:57 AM
// sorry for my absence the past few days. I've been sick and am exhausted from trying to fight it off.
Don't worry though, more terrible dad jokes are incoming!
Don't worry though, more terrible dad jokes are incoming!
Reposted by Rachni Dad
February 14, 2024 at 6:47 AM
"Why do geologists hate their jobs?
- they get taken for granite."
- they get taken for granite."
March 3, 2024 at 4:55 AM
"Why do geologists hate their jobs?
- they get taken for granite."
- they get taken for granite."
Reposted by Rachni Dad
// Since we have hashtags now, adding #MassEffectOC & #MassEffectRP to this post.
March 2, 2024 at 2:00 AM
// Since we have hashtags now, adding #MassEffectOC & #MassEffectRP to this post.
"From memory they didn't reproduce but both parties left the encounter pleased with the occurrence. It was quite enlightening to read the lengths that some authors will go to just to tell a story about sex."
"I mean /weird/ is subjective - Moreso when talking about intentionally warping realism to tell a story via anthropomorphised proxies as protagonists.
How did the story end?
They they successfully reproduce?
How did the sexual intercourse and physical /emotional gratification work on spaceships?"
How did the story end?
They they successfully reproduce?
How did the sexual intercourse and physical /emotional gratification work on spaceships?"
"You have just reminded me of a most peculiar story I once read about a spaceship engaging in sexual acts with another spaceship. Such a weird thing to write.
Spaceships aside, yes, perhaps we are all missing out."
Spaceships aside, yes, perhaps we are all missing out."
February 29, 2024 at 10:32 AM
"From memory they didn't reproduce but both parties left the encounter pleased with the occurrence. It was quite enlightening to read the lengths that some authors will go to just to tell a story about sex."
// sometimes this is the way. These things have to be discussed!
// I have this account for less than a month, and here I am already writing in a serious manner about fucking starships xD
February 29, 2024 at 10:29 AM
// sometimes this is the way. These things have to be discussed!