“If I destroy her work bag, she can’t go to the office, right?”

Or William Shatner

Also, did you get a Boos Block?

Where do you go for sharpening? We use the Knife Guys and they’re great.

More proof that pets love soft pants as much as we do. DEATH TO HARDPANTS

Mine look like shit all the time. I feel ya.

Tonight the potatoes went in the ground. Rocky Mountain Russet, Sangre, and Purple Majesty! Maeby in the background at warp speed.

This I could totally be into.

Yeah, but unless it’s a prepped meal it will just sit in my freezer until it becomes chicken scraps. It’s the equivalent of freezing old bananas with the intention of making banana bread. You’re never making that fuckin bread.