Waiting for some Lib comms type to do a neat if cheesy graphic of Market Carnage there/Mark Carney here - just red-pencil correct the headline and add ‘Canada will be alright’

a smol bol is traditional and correct (glasses for scale)

Eleven 'Trudeaus' in eight sentences, and the year wrong. I have some hope that Canadians will decide they just can't face listening to this whiny creep for four years.

please admire my fat little xmas tree

lol people are leaving reviews of my university’s Exam Centre on google maps

Facts are real, fact-checking is good, and this is garbage. The English language does not offer any clearer way to reject an election result in advance than by saying 'If I lose, they cheated'. That's your non-acceptance right there!