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Rachel Phelps
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“Oooh! Cups still work, though!”
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This is insane & rich, from someone who's god's favorite crime IS bribery.

Texas Dems, call Abbott's bluff! Glad my Governor is determined to fight fire with fire, too.

#Redistricting
August 4, 2025 at 3:36 AM
August 3, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Happy Endings
August 2, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Revenge
August 2, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Alias
August 2, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Not to mention, Matt Damon:
a statue of a lion with the words matt damon written on it
ALT: a statue of a lion with the words matt damon written on it
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July 24, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Dogs are Nirvana, cats are Smashing Pumpkins

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July 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Dogs are Nirvana, cats are Smashing Pumpkins

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July 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
PH and DT are such DORKS.
July 22, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Pay that man.
July 20, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Casty to Colorado is a sick burn.
July 18, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I live about 3 miles from one of our munitions arsenals….FUUUUUUUUCK.
a man wearing a vest and tie is sitting with his hand on his face
ALT: a man wearing a vest and tie is sitting with his hand on his face
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June 22, 2025 at 12:49 AM
restaurant server protesting against DHS’s treatment of Latinos by putting Visine in her White Zinfandel?

I’m here for it.
June 17, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I love how she’s got the stainless steel champagne saver on top like she’s not housing that whole thing (and more) by herself tonight.
June 15, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Yes
June 15, 2025 at 2:29 AM
This bottle is $13 on Total Wine & More’s website.
June 15, 2025 at 2:29 AM