“I study the image of Gardner on his Wikipedia page. He looks like a cross between Gary Oldman's Dracula and Doc from Back to the Future. He looks unsettling. He looks happy to have unsettled you.”

“I wonder, in a spirituality where your words are spells, your thoughts affect your future, divination advises your fate, and the world is supposedly full of secret signals that can help or hinder you, how do you avoid living in total paranoia?”