if i were a wizard, i’d expecto patronum a rat king
August 14, 2025 at 4:47 PM
if i were a wizard, i’d expecto patronum a rat king
what i learned while watching 2 seasons of Issa Rae’s Insecure in 2 days is that she loves men’s asses just as much as i do. that’s my president, right there.
June 25, 2025 at 5:37 AM
what i learned while watching 2 seasons of Issa Rae’s Insecure in 2 days is that she loves men’s asses just as much as i do. that’s my president, right there.
i’d like to thank beyoncé and the cowboy carter tour for giving me the opportunity to look mad fuckable for a brief, shining moment.
May 7, 2025 at 2:53 PM
i’d like to thank beyoncé and the cowboy carter tour for giving me the opportunity to look mad fuckable for a brief, shining moment.
just took a health booster shot with oregano oil from erewhon and fully saw jesus’ eyes.
April 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
just took a health booster shot with oregano oil from erewhon and fully saw jesus’ eyes.
german techno on a running treadmill is a psychosis simulator.
April 16, 2025 at 9:59 PM
german techno on a running treadmill is a psychosis simulator.
absolutely devastated that my local freemason lodge held an open house night that i didn’t know about so i didn’t even get to participate in the blood orgy(s) or the levitation.
April 4, 2025 at 12:55 AM
absolutely devastated that my local freemason lodge held an open house night that i didn’t know about so i didn’t even get to participate in the blood orgy(s) or the levitation.
Denial is not just a river in Egypt and Karma is not just a club at the Jersey Shore.
March 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Denial is not just a river in Egypt and Karma is not just a club at the Jersey Shore.
one time i went to the magic castle, sensed the presence of The Tempter, and had a panic attack and had to leave 😉
March 2, 2025 at 5:34 PM
one time i went to the magic castle, sensed the presence of The Tempter, and had a panic attack and had to leave 😉
people are freaking out over Jack the Ripper possibly being identified through dna, but real Jackerz knew he was already prime suspect #1.
February 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
people are freaking out over Jack the Ripper possibly being identified through dna, but real Jackerz knew he was already prime suspect #1.
BLACKPINK is the revolution!
January 29, 2025 at 3:43 PM
BLACKPINK is the revolution!
just got a paper cut that fully whited out my vision at 6:24am on the clock.
January 29, 2025 at 2:27 PM
just got a paper cut that fully whited out my vision at 6:24am on the clock.
I want there to be a slasher movie but the main character is a dumb as fuck hot bitch who unwittingly avoids every single kill attempt and they don’t even know it. And at the end they’re like “wait, everyone’s dead???”
January 19, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I want there to be a slasher movie but the main character is a dumb as fuck hot bitch who unwittingly avoids every single kill attempt and they don’t even know it. And at the end they’re like “wait, everyone’s dead???”
dancing through slife.
January 3, 2025 at 4:15 AM
dancing through slife.
just found out that Anne Boleyn was arrested in a tennis match, and was very upset by the knowledge that the concept of tennis is older than I thought it was.
December 30, 2024 at 9:21 PM
just found out that Anne Boleyn was arrested in a tennis match, and was very upset by the knowledge that the concept of tennis is older than I thought it was.
nosferatu totally hangs dong in the new one
December 26, 2024 at 8:29 PM
nosferatu totally hangs dong in the new one
a chicken in every pot, two cars in every garage, and a squatter in every airbnb.
December 15, 2024 at 10:23 PM
a chicken in every pot, two cars in every garage, and a squatter in every airbnb.
I do not dance through life, but frolic in doubt.
December 4, 2024 at 3:22 AM
I do not dance through life, but frolic in doubt.
When I watched Wicked and the mustache train guy showed up on the screen, I turned to my boyfriend and whispered “what the fuck??”
December 3, 2024 at 4:32 PM
When I watched Wicked and the mustache train guy showed up on the screen, I turned to my boyfriend and whispered “what the fuck??”
okay I just saw the actual Wicked yesterday and there was a group of Bostonians confused as the credits rolled, shouting “she’s wicked what?!”
November 29, 2024 at 2:37 PM
okay I just saw the actual Wicked yesterday and there was a group of Bostonians confused as the credits rolled, shouting “she’s wicked what?!”
just saw “Wicked” and I don’t get why everyone is so hyped for a two and a half hour long movie about the history of candles.
November 26, 2024 at 3:40 AM
just saw “Wicked” and I don’t get why everyone is so hyped for a two and a half hour long movie about the history of candles.