rachel
@rachelmbeavers.bsky.social
writer, reader, insomniac
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falafel ORDERED smallville ON
March 25, 2025 at 3:27 AM
falafel ORDERED smallville ON
sorry i’m still shocked when people my age have a baby. like full on gasp hand over mouth shocked. and like. at 30 they probably did do it on purpose. BUT STILL!!!!!!!
March 19, 2025 at 6:59 AM
sorry i’m still shocked when people my age have a baby. like full on gasp hand over mouth shocked. and like. at 30 they probably did do it on purpose. BUT STILL!!!!!!!
got included in the group lunch order at the office today so don’t tell me i’m not winning friends and influencing people
February 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
got included in the group lunch order at the office today so don’t tell me i’m not winning friends and influencing people
people only change bad behaviors if they see real consequences and are held accountable by the people around them. otherwise…….
February 26, 2025 at 7:06 PM
people only change bad behaviors if they see real consequences and are held accountable by the people around them. otherwise…….
very grateful to my brother’s irish girlfriend for introducing me to so much irish culture — now i get at least some of the in-jokes and it really makes my reading experiences more pleasant
February 23, 2025 at 3:21 AM
very grateful to my brother’s irish girlfriend for introducing me to so much irish culture — now i get at least some of the in-jokes and it really makes my reading experiences more pleasant
one thing about me i am NOT paying for a flight
February 21, 2025 at 8:55 PM
one thing about me i am NOT paying for a flight
sinner ban includes indian wells what’s the point of life for me now
February 15, 2025 at 1:49 PM
sinner ban includes indian wells what’s the point of life for me now
‘have you ever been into blink-182’ girl look at my sexual history that is not a question
February 15, 2025 at 4:18 AM
‘have you ever been into blink-182’ girl look at my sexual history that is not a question
boarded the plane behind the other two members of my dream threesome today, on valentines day, did not have the courage to proposition 🫨
February 14, 2025 at 11:23 PM
boarded the plane behind the other two members of my dream threesome today, on valentines day, did not have the courage to proposition 🫨
i sure do love living alone
February 12, 2025 at 4:36 AM
i sure do love living alone
gossip —> traumadump pipeline (where is my off button)
February 9, 2025 at 4:36 AM
gossip —> traumadump pipeline (where is my off button)
there are things to criticize about tiktok i’m sure but i wouldn’t be where i am today without its effect on the dissemination of info amongst women in particular — there are things i never would have realized or looked further into that completely changed my outlook on my situation
January 19, 2025 at 4:23 AM
there are things to criticize about tiktok i’m sure but i wouldn’t be where i am today without its effect on the dissemination of info amongst women in particular — there are things i never would have realized or looked further into that completely changed my outlook on my situation
going to make my most soothing lasagna dish this week, which reminds me of my childhood (positive) and will hopefully keep me from losing my fucking mind amidst……all this
January 13, 2025 at 6:38 AM
going to make my most soothing lasagna dish this week, which reminds me of my childhood (positive) and will hopefully keep me from losing my fucking mind amidst……all this
successfully repaired something all by myself after doing a ton of research about it and wow that is a GOOD feeling
December 4, 2024 at 3:06 AM
successfully repaired something all by myself after doing a ton of research about it and wow that is a GOOD feeling
damn maybe i should move to north carolina and buy a house
December 3, 2024 at 4:02 PM
damn maybe i should move to north carolina and buy a house
no really what do i do about the dark circles
November 26, 2024 at 9:16 PM
no really what do i do about the dark circles
i have got to be writing weirder stuff right now…i am not tapping into my full potential
November 21, 2024 at 8:22 PM
i have got to be writing weirder stuff right now…i am not tapping into my full potential
staying with my brother for eighteen whole days next month…adult siblinghood is something i am SO grateful for
November 20, 2024 at 10:07 PM
staying with my brother for eighteen whole days next month…adult siblinghood is something i am SO grateful for
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This is how you become a writer: just pick one of the things that is deeply wrong with you. Make it a character. Now send it on a self-help journey or try to kill it. Now call it a book.
November 18, 2024 at 2:40 PM
This is how you become a writer: just pick one of the things that is deeply wrong with you. Make it a character. Now send it on a self-help journey or try to kill it. Now call it a book.
laundry is the most sisyphean task
November 18, 2024 at 9:47 PM
laundry is the most sisyphean task
well i’ve definitely had better birthdays 🫠
November 6, 2024 at 11:59 PM
well i’ve definitely had better birthdays 🫠
do you think vampires sweat? read my piece @publishedbyjake.bsky.social and let me know
You’re Not Alone If You Have Demons
Her ex-boyfriend had claimed to be a vampire, and that was about thirty percent believable. He bit a lot, but he also loved the beach, and what kind of vampire likes the fucking beach?
jakethemag.com
November 24, 2023 at 3:53 PM
do you think vampires sweat? read my piece @publishedbyjake.bsky.social and let me know
had to explain to my english friend today that bald eagles do not in fact have a bald spot on their heads
November 21, 2023 at 7:24 PM
had to explain to my english friend today that bald eagles do not in fact have a bald spot on their heads
rihanna is a scuderia ferrari fan so now i'm a scuderia ferrari fan
November 19, 2023 at 8:13 PM
rihanna is a scuderia ferrari fan so now i'm a scuderia ferrari fan