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Rachel (taylor’s version)
@rachelheiss.bsky.social
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she/her, lds, swiftie, I mostly bake and read
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Bread ‼️
Sourdough bread
May 15, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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R2-D2 cross stitch!
Cross stitched R2-D2 in a wooden frame
May 14, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Incredible quote from the strange case of dr jekyll and mr hyde
"If he be Mr. Hyde," he had thought, "I shall be Mr. Seek."
May 5, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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Finally (!) finished crocheting this sweater for my little sister
A girl wearing a crocheted pink, yellow, and white sweater A girl wearing a crocheted pink, yellow, and white sweater
January 28, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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very helpful sentence to learn!
Screenshot of a Duolingo lesson showing the phrase “my feet don’t listen to me”
January 2, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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Spotify wrapped finally dropped ‼️
Top artists: 1 - Taylor Swift 2 - Olivia Rodrigo 3 - Sabrina Carpenter 4 - Suki Waterhouse 5 - Chappell Roan Top Songs: 1 - so american 2 - Guilty as Sin? 3 - Good Luck, Babe! 4 - Red Wine Supernova 5 - OMG Minutes listened: 10,480
December 4, 2024 at 2:22 PM
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RECEIPTIFY LAST MONTH ORDER #0001 FOR RACHELHEISS SUNDAY, DECEMBER 1, 2024 SO HIGH SCHOOL - TAYLOR SWIFT 02 LINGER - THE CRANBERRIES 03 WILLOW - TAYLOR SWIFT 3:35 04 MARJORIE - TAYLOR SWIFT 4:18 05 CHAMPAGNE PROBLEMS - 4:04 TAYLOR SWIFT 06 IT'S TIME TO GO - BONUS 4: 15 TRACK - TAYLOR SWIFT 07 CONEY ISLAND (FEAT. THE 4:35 NATIONAL - TAYLOR SWIFT, THE NATIONAL 08 GOLD RUSH - TAYLOR 3:05 SWIFT 09 RIGHT WHERE YOU LEFT ME 4:05 - BONUS TRACK - TAYLOR SWIFT 10 IVY - TAYLOR SWIFT 4:20
December 2, 2024 at 1:08 AM
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“I genuinely do not know if it is 5 am or 5 pm right now”
the prophecy: - A little percy jackson coded toh - Cards on a table fools in a fable is very foolish one - DONT WANT MONEY JUST SOMEONE WHO WANTS MY COMPANY (ow) — EVEN STATUES CRUMBLE IF THEYRE MADE TO WAIT - 5/5 Cassandra: - mad woman vibes - "blood's thick but nothing like a payroll" — THIS IS SO GOOD - 5/5 Peter: - didn't download??? So it's still a mystery to me unfortunately - ok I finally listened to it and it's SO GOOD - love the piano - 4/5 The bolter: - "excellent fun till you get to know her" - Oh I like this sound - (The baby behind me is crying again) - A little bit it's time to go in here? - And a little bit clean? - And a little bit blank space?? - Maybe I'm insane for all of these connections but in my defense I have not slept in a while and I genuinely do not know if it is 5 am or 5 pm right now - 5/5 Robin: - Again I'm struggling to really follow words but that's the sleep deprivation not taylor - "You look ridiculous and you have no idea" - I like the piano here - "you have no room in your dreams for regrets" - OH I LIKE THIS - 5/5 The manuscript: - AFTERWARDS SHE ONLY ATE KIDS CEREAL AND COULD ONLY SLEEP IF IT WAS IN HER MOTHERS BED - man - very all too well toh - 4/5
November 8, 2024 at 8:46 PM
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So high school: - oh interesting sound - OH A LOVE SONG THANK GOODNESS WEVE HAD SO MANY CRUSHING ONES - "I wanna find you in a crowd just to hide from you" real - TELL ME ABOUT THE FIRST TIME YOU SAW ME - cute - "You know how to ball I know Aristotle" - do WHAT - 4/5 cute I hate it here: - "now I seem to be scared to go outside" real - "I read it in a book when I was a precocious child" - I don't really get why the internet is so mad about the 1830s line because she literally says right after it that the game was never fun?? People just want to be mad at her (not that l'm the right person to decide if a line about racism is ok but like. Still) - This has a folklore vibe I like it - 4/5? thank you alMee - this just makes me very excited for the rep tv vault - this is like a grown up mean - EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT MY MOTHER IS A SAINTLY WOMAN BUT SHE USED TO SAY SHE WISHED THAT YOU WERE DEAD (andreada) - "so I changed your name and any real defining clues" help - 4/5 Tlook in people's windows: - I like this sound - birds??? - "Like I'm some deranged weirdo" she's so funny - 4/5
November 8, 2024 at 8:44 PM
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In which I cannot remember the lucky one
Clara bow: - pretty sound - I'm not trying to exaggerate but I think I might + die + - this is kind of nothing new + a quieter WHAT IS THAT SONG FROM RED ABOUT ESCAPING?? — "it's hell on earth to be heavenly" - SHE NAME DROPPED HERSELF?? - 5/5 The black dog: - ok we are now moving onto songs that l've genuinely never heard before - I just don't understand how you don't miss me :( - MAN THAT GOT LOUD FOR A SECOND (old habits die screaming!) - oh this is a little crushing okay - oh she's the old habit who dies screaming: ( - 5/5 imgonnagetyouback - see but if olivia released get him back after this everyone would be mad - OH FUN SOUND - I am really struggling to understand words at this point but unfortunately I don't have access to the internet to look at lyrics so - WHETHER IM GOING TO FLIP YOU OFF OR PULL YOU INTO THE CLOSET - 4/5 The albatross: - I LIKE THIS SOUND - yeah I love this - I like too many lines to write any down but IT IS ALL GOOD - 5/5 Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus - imagine having one of those names (I personally have never been name dropped by taylor unfortunately) - "you said some things that I can't unabsorb" oh! - If you wanna break my cold cold heart just say I loved you the way that you were : ( - very "you meet some woman on the internet and take her home" right here - MAROON?? - 5/5 How did it end: - WE HEREBY CONDUCT THIS POSTMORTEM?? - "we'll tell no one except all of our friends" - I like the aahhh-ing - and I like the piano - SITTING IN A TREE DYING - 5/5
November 8, 2024 at 8:43 PM
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Still this insane about guilty as sin tbh
Guilty as sin: - aaaaah this whole vibe is just - I love this whole song - I listened to it twelve times the other day and I am not ashamed - CHORUSSS - I HAVE THEORIES ABOUT THE LOWERCASE INSIDE A VAULT PART - WHAT IF HES WRITTEN MINE ON MY UPPER THIGH ONLY IN MY MilI|ilIND - IM SLIPPIN FALLING IN THR HEDGE MAZE OH WHAT A WAY TO DillilIE - WHAT IF THE WAY TOU HOLD ME IS ACTUALLY WHATS HOLY - I CHOOSE YOU AND ME RELIGIOUSLY - I'm sooo normal about this song - 5/5 my favourite so far Who's afraid of little old me: - very reputation coded - well YOU SHOULD BE - how are people not getting the circus part I feel like that's very easy to understand - I've seen people making fun of the asylum part too but like. That is also very clear - YOU CAGED ME AND THEN YOU CALLED ME CRAZY - 4/5 I can fix him (no really I can): - BUT YOUR GOOD LORD DOESNT NEED TO LIFT A FINGER I CAN FIX HIM NO REALLY I CAN (again she's so funny to me) - 3/5? lom!: - This sounds so pretty - "better safe than starry eyed" : ( - oh this is so sad - I do love the piano though - MR STEAL YOUR GIRL THEN MAKE HER CRY - CAUSE SOMETHING COUNTERFEIT'S DEAD - you're the LOSS OF MY LIFE (predicted that) - 5/5 I can do it with a broken heart: - this is so lorelai gilmore - FUN SOUND - I love this chorus a lot - I'm so obsessed with him but he avoids me like the plague - I CRY A LOT BUT I AM SO PRODUCTIVE (it's an art) - she's so real - TRY AND COME FOR MY JOB - 4/5 The smallest man who ever lived: - not the jehovah's witness suit fì - (there is a crying baby on the plane right behind me which is a weird combination with this song) - oh this is so angry! - OH THIS IS VERY CORIOLANUS SNOW/LUCY GRAY - (TWO crying babies now) - YOU DESERVE PRISON BUT YOU WONT GET TIME - you are what you did! - 5/5 The alchemy: — oh is this our first travis song?? - HEROIN BUT THIS TIME WITH AN E - yeah this is definitely travis - 4/5
November 8, 2024 at 8:41 PM
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In honour of the swiftie bluesky migration, here’s a thread of the notes I took while I was very tired on an airplane and listening to TTPD for the first time
Fortnight: - unhinged way to start an album tbh — I like this chorus part? Or whatever this is - I WANNA KILL HER?? - Taylor you can't just say you want to kill people :( - Why are we talking about florida again 4/5 Tortured poets: - Yeah who does use a typewriter anyway - This is a fun sound? - The no f-ing body feels like. A little forced - WHY CHARLIE PUTH THOUGH - oh Lucy?? - I REALLY LIKE THIS SOUND - 3/5 My boy only breaks his favorite toys: - oh we have some lower vocals I love these - toOOOoys - I love the 00000 - fun chorus - (he loves me) - YEAHH I like this chorus - HE WAS MY BEST FRIEND??? - 45 Down bad: - this is such a real song honestly - like I lost my twin??? Oh ow - WHAT IS THAT BLBLBLBL SOUND (I don't hate it) - again a good chorus - 3/5? (I'm not good at rating stuff this is mostly vibe based) So long London: - wedding bell vibes at the beginning??? - sounds like a heartbeat in the back :( - mostly this song just hurts a little! - I like too many of these lines to include any specific ones - SAD - 4/5 But daddy I love him: - OH - TAYLOR - she's so funny - I do like this chorus (I keep saying this) - most judgmental creeps who say they want what's best for me lollll - not the wine moms -I'm having his baaaaby" (no I'm not) - 3/5? Fresh out the slammer: - I always really love the lower notes - oh "swirled you into all of my poems" - the children's swings part is a little tornado warnings - saw a tweet that said this song is gypsy rose blanchard coded and I can't stop thinking about it. Why would they say that - 3/5 Florida: - ООН I like the booms after florida - Oh hi florence - How many spouses are we murdering today - "Is that a bad thing to say in a song?" - 4/5
November 8, 2024 at 8:24 PM
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Apparently I was researching legislation at some point recently but I genuinely don’t remember doing this??? Mysterious
Lock screen showing Recent Searches: Search Bills in Congress -GovTrack.us
October 14, 2024 at 11:50 PM
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7 yo’s request
October 14, 2024 at 10:56 PM
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Harry Potter cake on its own (amongst the leaves to be artsy and also because our counters were canadian thanksgiving-ed)
Harry Potter cake with leaves in the background Harry Potter cake with leaves in the background
October 14, 2024 at 10:51 PM