Rachel Hartman
@rachelhartmanbooks.com
Dragon, writer, thinker, friend
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I know you're not supposed to compare your children, but Una was a creature of consummate grace and dignity, and Evie is more like WHAT IS DIGGINITY, MOM? AM I DOING IT? PPPBBBBTTTTHH!
October 23, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I know you're not supposed to compare your children, but Una was a creature of consummate grace and dignity, and Evie is more like WHAT IS DIGGINITY, MOM? AM I DOING IT? PPPBBBBTTTTHH!
HI MOM DID YOU SEE ME I'M UNDER YOUR CHAIR HI HI HIIII!!!
October 22, 2025 at 11:01 PM
HI MOM DID YOU SEE ME I'M UNDER YOUR CHAIR HI HI HIIII!!!
Hey, friends: come see me in LETHBRIDGE, AB this weekend!
September 17, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Hey, friends: come see me in LETHBRIDGE, AB this weekend!
Evie says: VACCINATE YOUR PETS FOR FUCK'S SAKE
September 2, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Evie says: VACCINATE YOUR PETS FOR FUCK'S SAKE
Not to brag or anything, but after three days Evie is pretty much house-trained. She asks to go out on the balcony, and she uses her fake-grass mat (100% for pee, still the occasional miss on poops). This is a particularly convenient superpower of whippets: they're fastidious. Also, adorable.
July 22, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Not to brag or anything, but after three days Evie is pretty much house-trained. She asks to go out on the balcony, and she uses her fake-grass mat (100% for pee, still the occasional miss on poops). This is a particularly convenient superpower of whippets: they're fastidious. Also, adorable.
Baby Evie is finally home!
July 20, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Baby Evie is finally home!
This is why! EVIE THE WHIPPET! Coming home in 8 days!
July 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM
This is why! EVIE THE WHIPPET! Coming home in 8 days!
Sorry it took me so long to get a picture, but here it is: my first baby blanket. It's own pattern, totally made up by me, because I'm cocky that way:
July 1, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Sorry it took me so long to get a picture, but here it is: my first baby blanket. It's own pattern, totally made up by me, because I'm cocky that way:
Coming July 9th, my event at Iron Dog Books! Scan QR code to RSVP.
June 30, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Coming July 9th, my event at Iron Dog Books! Scan QR code to RSVP.
July 9th, Iron Dog Books, 7pm! Come hear me chat with Melissa Yue!
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irondogbooks.com/events/30791...
June 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
July 9th, Iron Dog Books, 7pm! Come hear me chat with Melissa Yue!
irondogbooks.com/events/30791...
irondogbooks.com/events/30791...
My mom used to have this necklace, and I don't know what happened to it. We used to go on anti-nuke peace marches with our church, haha, imagine that. That was in the 80s, those hippie-peacenik Southern Baptists
June 22, 2025 at 3:50 AM
My mom used to have this necklace, and I don't know what happened to it. We used to go on anti-nuke peace marches with our church, haha, imagine that. That was in the 80s, those hippie-peacenik Southern Baptists
Skunk cabbage, bebeh! There's more where this came from.
May 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Skunk cabbage, bebeh! There's more where this came from.
In memoriam: Úna the whippet
2009-2025
The best of all possible girls
(photo credit: Liz Edgar)
2009-2025
The best of all possible girls
(photo credit: Liz Edgar)
February 9, 2025 at 3:38 PM
In memoriam: Úna the whippet
2009-2025
The best of all possible girls
(photo credit: Liz Edgar)
2009-2025
The best of all possible girls
(photo credit: Liz Edgar)
If you see this, quote with flowers from your gallery #bloomscrolling
January 26, 2025 at 4:34 AM
If you see this, quote with flowers from your gallery #bloomscrolling
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
January 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
Shout-out to @phantomscribbler.bsky.social who said I should take on an actual project instead of just practicing stitches and unraveling them every night like Penelope. And so I present you, the enormous granny square, destined to become a lap blanket possibly, eventually.
January 22, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Shout-out to @phantomscribbler.bsky.social who said I should take on an actual project instead of just practicing stitches and unraveling them every night like Penelope. And so I present you, the enormous granny square, destined to become a lap blanket possibly, eventually.
Here she is in her well-spent youth, tearing up the place. She was really fast, and so, so happy when she ran. Swear to god, she would grin. Photo by my friend Liz Edgar.
January 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Here she is in her well-spent youth, tearing up the place. She was really fast, and so, so happy when she ran. Swear to god, she would grin. Photo by my friend Liz Edgar.
Here she is a couple years ago. Ok, maybe the couch was always hers...
January 14, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Here she is a couple years ago. Ok, maybe the couch was always hers...
It's becoming increasingly clear that we are entering the final weeks, maybe even days, of the life of our lovely Una, and I am just so very sad all the time
January 14, 2025 at 6:11 PM
It's becoming increasingly clear that we are entering the final weeks, maybe even days, of the life of our lovely Una, and I am just so very sad all the time
Barley rolls, ready to go in the oven
December 22, 2024 at 12:37 AM
Barley rolls, ready to go in the oven
The lamb roast, having marinated all night in milk, honey, pepper, and asafoetida, ready to go in the oven. I'm not convinced milk is a truly effective marinade ingredient, and not just a "we'll take a limousine 'cause it costs more" kind of ingredient, but I guess we'll see.
December 22, 2024 at 12:28 AM
The lamb roast, having marinated all night in milk, honey, pepper, and asafoetida, ready to go in the oven. I'm not convinced milk is a truly effective marinade ingredient, and not just a "we'll take a limousine 'cause it costs more" kind of ingredient, but I guess we'll see.
The olive relish. This stuff is dumbfoundingly delicious. I don't even like olives, and I would stuff it in my face all day. Is it the rue? The mint? The coriander leaf? The dash of vinegar? Who can say.
December 22, 2024 at 12:25 AM
The olive relish. This stuff is dumbfoundingly delicious. I don't even like olives, and I would stuff it in my face all day. Is it the rue? The mint? The coriander leaf? The dash of vinegar? Who can say.
GOLDEN! CROWNED! KINGLET!
Yeah, baby!
Yeah, baby!
December 5, 2024 at 8:01 PM
GOLDEN! CROWNED! KINGLET!
Yeah, baby!
Yeah, baby!
The girl in question:
December 2, 2024 at 5:03 PM
The girl in question:
Good morning from this old darling, who agrees that it's too Novembery out there today
November 27, 2024 at 2:44 PM
Good morning from this old darling, who agrees that it's too Novembery out there today