Rachel Haimowitz
@rachelhaimowitz.bsky.social
Restorative market farmer & genre novelist. Owner of @riptidepublishing.bsky.social and Healthy Plantet Homestead. Jersey gal transplant to WNC. Proudly Jewish (free Palestine!), queer, & AudDHD. She/her.
You had me riiiiight up until the end, unless you mean these guys, which are objectively fantastic but also not actually gone:
December 1, 2025 at 12:09 AM
You had me riiiiight up until the end, unless you mean these guys, which are objectively fantastic but also not actually gone:
Haha omfg did no one responsible for this monstrosity take even one (1) single cursory glance at it before hanging it up???
Tag urself I'm the paw paddle.
Tag urself I'm the paw paddle.
November 19, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Haha omfg did no one responsible for this monstrosity take even one (1) single cursory glance at it before hanging it up???
Tag urself I'm the paw paddle.
Tag urself I'm the paw paddle.
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 4:51 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Astonishing. The fuck is happening over here???
November 15, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Astonishing. The fuck is happening over here???
With alt text, because this is super important. Also, can confirm this works.
November 9, 2025 at 6:25 AM
With alt text, because this is super important. Also, can confirm this works.
Post a game you remember playing that nbody else remembers.
October 30, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Post a game you remember playing that nbody else remembers.
Goodbye, sweet girl.
October 21, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Goodbye, sweet girl.
There's some pretty incredible stuff here. Look at this!
October 9, 2025 at 7:10 PM
There's some pretty incredible stuff here. Look at this!
POV: You are trying to find fanfiction to read in 1968
October 9, 2025 at 3:09 AM
POV: You are trying to find fanfiction to read in 1968
HEY MA! THERE'S A WEIRD FUCKIN EGG OUTSIDE!
September 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM
HEY MA! THERE'S A WEIRD FUCKIN EGG OUTSIDE!
Ok but can we also talk about this entire mood for sale in their shop😍
September 23, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Ok but can we also talk about this entire mood for sale in their shop😍
Settings > accessibility > "require alt text before posting" (tick the box). That'll prevent you from posting an image without alt text :)
September 12, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Settings > accessibility > "require alt text before posting" (tick the box). That'll prevent you from posting an image without alt text :)
So did uh. Did Trump have a lil stroke? Is that why he was quiet for like a solid week recently? Look at the corner of his mouth. (Not even touching the sheer disrespect of him nodding off and Melania wearing sunglasses at a 9/11 memorial.)
September 12, 2025 at 12:03 AM
So did uh. Did Trump have a lil stroke? Is that why he was quiet for like a solid week recently? Look at the corner of his mouth. (Not even touching the sheer disrespect of him nodding off and Melania wearing sunglasses at a 9/11 memorial.)
September 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Tag urself I'm
September 4, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Tag urself I'm
So excited to be debuting liquid castile soap at tomorrow's #MtMitchellCraftsFair! :D We'll have this along with our solid castile soap and shampoo bars, solid conditioner bars, medicinal salve, medicinal lip balms, medicinal bubbling bath bombs, and herbal drawer sachets.
July 31, 2025 at 7:42 PM
So excited to be debuting liquid castile soap at tomorrow's #MtMitchellCraftsFair! :D We'll have this along with our solid castile soap and shampoo bars, solid conditioner bars, medicinal salve, medicinal lip balms, medicinal bubbling bath bombs, and herbal drawer sachets.
Management needs you to find the difference in these two photos.
July 30, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Management needs you to find the difference in these two photos.
My one and only time. Would love to do it again, but emphatically cannot afford it.
July 28, 2025 at 7:44 AM
My one and only time. Would love to do it again, but emphatically cannot afford it.
Correction: the greencard romance is Take Me Home, not Far From Home. (Far From Home is also excellent.) Here's the cover for Take Me Home, which was also the very first f/f romance to ever win a RITA Award, and deservedly so!
June 22, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Correction: the greencard romance is Take Me Home, not Far From Home. (Far From Home is also excellent.) Here's the cover for Take Me Home, which was also the very first f/f romance to ever win a RITA Award, and deservedly so!
And the amazing cover art for Freethinker by @hazeldomain.bsky.social too and OH MY GOD THIS BOOK IS *SO FUCKING FUNNY*
June 22, 2025 at 2:22 AM
And the amazing cover art for Freethinker by @hazeldomain.bsky.social too and OH MY GOD THIS BOOK IS *SO FUCKING FUNNY*
Also just adding Gabriel's City by Laylah Hunter and Peripheral People by Reesah Herberth and @trebula.bsky.social to the end of this chain because they are two of my deep, true loves and I want them in the thread with the rest of my recs and also LOOK AT THIS COVER ART???? 😍
June 22, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Also just adding Gabriel's City by Laylah Hunter and Peripheral People by Reesah Herberth and @trebula.bsky.social to the end of this chain because they are two of my deep, true loves and I want them in the thread with the rest of my recs and also LOOK AT THIS COVER ART???? 😍
Didn't have enough room to post Regency Reimagined covers in the last skeet so doing that here :)
June 22, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Didn't have enough room to post Regency Reimagined covers in the last skeet so doing that here :)
Ancient Roman historical: The City War by Sam Starbuck (yes, THAT Sam Starbuck). Heavy kink: the Power Play series (Resistance, and Awakening) by me :D Also Any Price, Any Cost, and Broken Contracts by @hazeldomain.bsky.social (dark kink + amazing paranormal worldbuilding).
June 22, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Ancient Roman historical: The City War by Sam Starbuck (yes, THAT Sam Starbuck). Heavy kink: the Power Play series (Resistance, and Awakening) by me :D Also Any Price, Any Cost, and Broken Contracts by @hazeldomain.bsky.social (dark kink + amazing paranormal worldbuilding).